Things you would never hear on Fushigi Yuugi

Tamahome: I have a confession everyone! (Everyone turns to him) I.I.am a feminist.. (Miaka faints)

Tasuki: Dude, make love not war! (Holds up the peace sign)

Chichiri: I prefer pink over most colors, no da!

Nuriko: I am so.a man! I just like wearing lingerie! (Tasuki gets a nosebleed)

Nakago: I need to get the 'patch.'

Yui: Sugar for President!! (Runs around in a shirt that says 'sugar rulz')

Miaka: Screw the Suzaku seven! Let's go to Vegas baby!

Suboshi + Amiboshi: (In air-head accent) Like, we're, like, totally twins!

Tomo: To be.or not to be? (Holds up a skull) That.is THE question!!

Yui: The Seiryu seven is really boring, they need alittle spice up in here!

Miaka: Tamahome- AHH! (Trips into the lake while they were talking on a cliff) (No wait? I apologize!! That might happen on Fushigi Yuugi so.forget that one kay?)

Mitsukake: CAT FOOD!!! (Runs after Tama the cat with a butchers knife!) Tama: Mroooooow! (HELP!)

Chiriko: School sucks! I need more money!

Miaka: Screw you Tamahome!

Tamahome: Lalalalala.. (prances in the flowers)

Tasuki: Baby bye, bye, bye!

Hotohori: The people can get another guy to be the emperor, I need a life.

Nuriko: You.are.so beautiful! To meeeeieeeee! (Chichiri inches away from him)

Nakago: I am gay! Hear me roar!

Tasuki: Let all your troubles go.and fly with meeee!

Miaka: Think of a happy thought then jump off the highest cliff.

Tamahome: *burp* It wasn't me! (The song from Shaggy's 'it wasn't me' song comes on and everyone trips)

Mitsukake: I don't think.I.I am so confused! (Throws the bottle on the ground and pouts) Tama: Mrow meow mrow wrow meow ow! (Translation: It's okay Mitskake! I know you suck at healing but there's a bigger fish to fry than this!) Mitskake: Thank you Tama, I need that. *Sniff*

Chichiri: I do not suppose it comes in a size 10 right? (Holds up the dress) I need it for something, no da! Salesperson: Sorry, you don't happen to be a transsexual right? Chichiri: Gack, no da!

Nuriko: I wish.. *trip*

Miaka: Screw you Tamahome! Tasuki's the one for me! Tasuki: NO I'M NOT!!!

(Note: Me.Cammy Girl. I like Tasuki and Miaka doesn't have a chance so she better keep with Tamahome.thank you for listening! Ps. Jessie likes Hotohori.her pen name is Gelise)

Hotohori: Miaka? Miaka who?

Tasuki: I LOVE WOMEN!!

Chiriko: Toys? Sure, I have tons. (This was written from somebody else. Not me! I'd feel to embarrassed to do so!)

Nakago: Always act upon your emotions.. (Phrase from GW by Heero Yuy)

Soy: I never knew.I never knew.I NEVER KNEW!!! My name meant a sorta salty sauce.I'm so ashamed. (Buries her head in her arms)

Suzaku: I will lend you my hol- my hol- my holy p-p-p-ower an- and-! I'm so tongue-tied. Summon me in a few hours, kay?

Seiryu: *evil cackle* Mwuhahahahaha!! I'm bluuuuuuue!

Genbu: Duuuude, I'm orange.no wait?

Tasuki: I'm a mountain critter whaddya expect.I can screw like a mountain critter too! (Tamahome cracks up and falls over) (I apologize once more.this was done by another person.not me!)

Tamahome: Here everyone! Money for you, money you, money for you!

Tasuki: I am the Queen of the thieves!

Nakago: I am the Lord of the Chickens! (Starts doing the funky chicken)

Yui: Monkeys!!!!!!

Chichiri: Is okay I gotta spare!! *Rips off the mask that was pealing off* Miaka: Freak!!

Nuriko: Somewhere!!! Over the.RAINBOW!!! Way up d'ere! There's a land! Where I've heard of!!! Under the.er.. (Laughs) I forgot! Chichiri: Okay enough! I'm a nice guy but enough is enough ya know! (Hits Nuriko with some sleeping gas) To be continued.if I ever get to it!! (I'm lazy)