Music and Invader Zim. Two things that rule my life. So I combined them into one, hilarious series.
Welcome to Operation: Songapalooza!
Here you will find songfics galore. These first two are Veggietales songs. This was really fun to write lol XD R&R and you will get a cupcake!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING you see here. Not the songs, not the characters, NOTHING. The Tallest Who Don't Do Anything is taken from the Veggietales song The Pirates who Don't Do Anything. Owned by... whoever owns Veggietales. Cause I don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Lol. Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Viacom.
Since I do not own anything you see here or will see here, just know that above disclaimer goes for every chapter. I only say this because I don't want to keep rewriting it. SO EVERY SONG DOES NOT BELONG TO ME! Most songs I probably won't know. Except the many Veggietales songs you are sure to see. Those belong to whoever owns Veggietales.
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Red and Purple: We are the Tallest, who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
Purple: We don't do anything!
Red: Oh I've never been to Blorch
And I've never been to Vort
And I've never taken over Earth or landed there at all,
And I've never been to Plookesia
And I've never seen Taoola
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!
Red and Purple: We are the Tallest who don't do anything, we just stay at home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
Purple: We don't do anything!
Red: And I've never gone to battle
And I've never used my PAK legs
And I've never flown a ship sideways
'Cause I never fly at all,
And I've never been thrown into space
And I've never owned a SIR
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!
Red and Purple: 'Cause we're the Tallest who don't do anything, we just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
Red: We don't do anything!
Purple: Well I've never fought a chicken
And I'm not too good at Irk ball
and I've never thrown my jelly doughnuts up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a Vortian
and I've never missed a snack day
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!
Red (speaking normally): Huh? What are you talking about? What do chickens and jelly doughnuts have to do with being the Tallest?
Purple: Everything!
Red: Oh yeah... but the script says I have to continue, so...
We're supposed to sing about Tallesty things! And who's ever kissed a Vortian? Besides another Vortian...
GIR: (randomly bursting in) YOU LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
Red: What the heck?
GIR: YOU MAKIN' ME HUNGRY!
Red: I'm not captain Crunch. Whoever that is.
GIR: CRUNCHYYYY!
Red: I'm going to shoot your irritating robot body into space! *chases GIR*
Purple: And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never kicked a piggie
And I've never fought a giant hamster
in a zombie-infested mall...
Zim: *bursts in* GIR! WHAT ARE Y- oh hey I love this song! *sings with Purple*
Zim and Purple: And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings.
Red: *GIR is sitting on his head* You iddiots...
Zim and Purple: AAND WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO MEEKROB IN THE FALLLLL!
Red: NOW GO AWAY!
GIR: Okayyy! *flies off and attatches self to Zim*
Zim: AHHH GET OFF ME!
Red: *shoves them both out an air lock* phew.
THE END!
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Like I said, R&R for a cupcake! You no review, you no get cupcake.