-1The final showdown of magic!
The contenders for today are four of the most well known, and indeed common, class of spell caster.
The Pyromancer, wielder of the mighty flames that burn pure and strong.
The Hydromancer, commander of all magic related to water and ice.
The Geomancer, controller of earths might and crushing force.
The Aeromancer, adept in the ways of fierce lightning and swift winds.
As the Pyromancer walked along the empty roads, he was met by his arch enemy, the Hydromancer. Immediately, the fire mage took to a defensive stance and reached for his pockets. But the water mage was too quick, and had his hands up. "Wait! Just, t-turn around.."
The F mage looked confused. Why did the W mage not strike? "What?" He asked. "just, turn around, just for a second." He was not sure why he did it, but the F mage turned anyway. "Right.." The W mage whispered as he reached back and pulled out a hose and began spraying the F mage with water.
"Mahaha! Take that bitch!" He roared between maniacal laughter. The F mage choked and coughed as the water washed over him. "Oi! The hell are you doing?" The F mage, growing more and more angry, reached for his pockets and pulled out two cans of deodorant with a lighter strapped to each one.
"Burn baby! Burn!" He ran at the W mage with both cans blazing. But didn't notice as the fire catch on to his robes. He quickly went from attacking to running in circles screaming as the fire grew. "Man I rock" The W mage crossed his arms and laughed. "Your pitiful fire spells shall not affect me!"
As he was enjoying his victory, he was snuck up on by the Geomancer who, wielding a jackhammer, began digging at the ground behind the W mage. "YEAH! Can you feel it? Can you feel the earth crumble beneath you motherfucker!"
The W mage turned to see what was going on. "WHAT?" He had to shout over the jack. "I said, CAN YOU FEEL IT?""WHAT? SPEAK UP!" He tried to raise his voice more. "I SAID, ah screw it.."
He dropped the jack and took out a sledge hammer and began pounding the floor under the W mage. "What are you doing?" the W mage unaffected. "I'm kicking your watery ass!"
The G mage was more than happy to just keep hitting the ground so the W mage just took out his hose again and sprayed him playfully. "Hehehe" The W mage was having the time of his life.
He looked back to the F mage to check if he was still running in panic, yep. "Hoo boy, will this ever be easy." Just then, above the rest of the battlefield, someone began shouting. Up on one of the rooftops stood the Aeromancer.
"HAH! Foolish peasants! I shall blow you away!" He jumped from the roof to be carried by the wind as he made his dramatic entrance. But instead he plummeted like a rock. "AAHH SONNUVA!?" The W mage just watched as the A mage crashed down onto the F mage. Extinguishing the flames. "Well, that's them down." He returned to spraying the helpless G mage.
Today's victor. The Hydromancer…
