Hair Dye
an: This is a bit... crazed up. Random Oneshot.
-The Chiwii-
Vlad Masters looked in the mirror and sighed. He could see signs of wrinkles forming around his eyes and his hair was looking grayer and grayer as the years progressed. He felt so... old. Perhaps that's why Jack Fenton was so much more successful winning the heart of his one true love. Because his childish enthusiasm seemed to make his features seem eternally youthful and young and he had almost a full head of dark, black hair.
Curses. That oaf, Jack Fenton, was not going to get the best of him, Vlad Masters, because of his colored hair! He would beat that man at his own game and steal the heart of Maddie Fenton once and for all!
Several Hours Later...
The bell rang throughout the Fenton household, jostling its members from their tasks.
Maddie put down the knife she was using to cut carrots.
"I'll get it," she called.
She smiled as she watched Jack return to his cross stitching, Jazz to her book, and Danny to the tv program he was watching. She made her way over to the door and opened it.
"Oh my," she gasped.
Danny looked up from his place on the couch as his ghost sense went off. He groaned, about to get up to quietly transform someplace. That is, until he heard his mother's next words.
"Vlad Masters? Is that... you?"
He heard her stifle a giggle and froze. What the heck? Why was his mom acting like this with Vlad of all people?
His dad got up and rushed over to the door.
"V-MAN!" he shouted, "GOOD TO SEE YOU!" he hugged the bitter bachelor in a back breaking hug.
Then he paused. And laughed.
"Love what you did to your hair, Vladdy!"
"Yes," Maddie purred, "It looks so good like that."
Danny fidgeted in his spot, half wanting to avoid seeing his arch nemesis and the other half extremely curious. Curiosity won over, and he ran over to the door to join the three older people.
"WOAH!" Danny's jaw dropped in surprise, "What the heck did you do?"
Vlad Masters' hair looked like a rainbow, reminding Danny of fruitloops. He shivered as the millionaire turned towards him and gave him an arrogant smirk.
After all...
No one beat Vlad Masters! No one! The elusive secret withheld from him for so long, the answer to his desires of love and power... was finally in his grasp. Colored hair!
And as he watched his one true love flirt lightly with him, Jack's naïve admiration, and Danny's rising horror, he felt smug.
Never again, would anyone have more colorful hair than Vlad. He would show them. MUHAHAHA.
an: ...yeah, it's a bit rushed with a cruddy ending... *shrugs* oh wells.. hope you enjoyed. :)