Cards Against Hyrule

by KamikazePenguin69

What happens when Zelda is really bored? Well, a very short crack fic, that's what.

Zelda was really fucking bored. What could she possibly do?

The Voice of Time spoke to her epically:

TAKE THE DECK OF CARDS

"What deck of cards?"

THE DECK OF CARDS OVER THERE

And behold, there was a deck of cards on the table.

YOU MUST PLAY SOLITAIRE

"...why?"

THE FATE OF HYRULE DEPENDS ON IT

Drunken Robot Pornography

"Well, if the fate of Hyrule depends on it." And thus did Zelda pick up the deck of cards.

And she started playing solitaire.

Five Minutes Later

Drunken Robot Pornography

"FUCKING RED CARDS! I NEED A GODDAMN BLACK CARD!"

And thus Hyrule was doomed because of the lack of black cards on the layout.

A/N Sooo, yeah, just something random I wrote to try get back into the hype of writing again.

The, uh, Drunken Robot Pornography. Yeah. That's because every time I tried to bold or italicize I'd hit "ctrl+v". Drunken Robot Pornography just happened to be what I had on the clipboard. Don't even ask why.