So I compiled a list of things America has done before and has hence been banned from doing ever again.

I'll be writing short stories of each thing. Probably 5 or 10 in each chapter.

1. My Title is the United States of America or just America, and I should not introduce myself to others world leaders as "The United States of Motherfucking America! God fucking bless me!"

2. During meetings, when Germany yells STOP! it is not an invitation to yell "Hammer Time!" and start dancing.

3. Asking England if his eyebrows give off WiFi signal will only infuriate him so I shouldn't do that.

4. I will not argue with Prussia on who's 'awesomer' in the middle of a meeting.

5. I will not initiate a 'German Sparkle Party' in the meeting room when Germany is speaking.

6. I will not ask Ukraine if her boobs are real, I also can't ask to cope a feel just to make sure either. Russia doesn't approve.

7. A Captain America costume is not acceptable to wear at any given time.

- Except on Halloween, sometimes not even then.

8. I will not sing 'If you Were Gay,' in reference to the Italy Brothers, Germany, and Spain.

9. "Gay or European" also isn't acceptable.

10. 300 jokes are not to be said around Greece.

11. I will not ask India for a few Rupees so I can save Princess Zelda.

12. I can not yell "Swine Flu!" and proceed to let pigs with cardboard wings lose in the meeting room. - Or the White House

13. As a safety precaution, it is ill advised to tell Hungary to go and "Make me a damn sandwich."

14. I will not tell Italy that "Germany wants to put his wurst inside him." It will only confuse him and make him ask Germany and though Germany's reaction is hilarious, him finding out I told Italy is not.

15. I am not allowed to attempt parkour at Italy's home dressed as Ezio and attack either Italy brothers, yelling "The Borgia must die." It'll only end badly for me.

16. I cannot sell the White House online, along with everyone working there.

17. "I'm drunk" is a bad answer to any question.

18. I should not tell Sealand to threaten suicide with mentos and soda. Finland still hasn't taking me off the naughty list for that.

19. No, Canada is not a ninja, I'm just very bad at remembering he's there.

20. Do not convince France that England really does love him and is only denying it.

- Don't tell him he would like surprise sex either.

21. Sending Russia a subscription to gay porn is not allowed.

22. Bringing up beastility in front of Germany is not smart.

23. I will not say "Is this shit flammable?" While holding a lighter, just to empty the room.

24. I must not attempt to communicate using only Lady Gaga lyrics.

25. I cannot sing Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" while holding a sledgehammer and bust down the door to England's bathroom while he's in there.

- or anywhere for that matter.

26. I will stop asking Japan to say "election" every time I see him.

27. Same goes for Canada with "about."

28. I cannot and will not insult Doctor Who in front of England by asking "Is this the Power Rangers!?"

29. I will not ask Germany about Italy's sleeping habits. He will only sigh and sit down with his head in his hands.

30. I will not tell Switzerland that "Lichtenstein has a hot body" unless I want to be shot. Even if I thought I was trying to be nice.

31. I will not threaten to bomb Russia for flirting with Canada.

- Or Prussia

- Or Netherlands

32. I will not ask Switzerland for yummy chocolate.

33. I will stop begging Japan for tickets to a Vocaloid concert.

- He hates when me and Matt do that.

34. I am not the Emperor of anything. So I shouldn't hit the others with a fake golden staff.

35. I will not take Russia's pipe, call it 'The Rod of Correction' and threaten to beat England with it.

- Or Prussia

- Or France

36. Ireland is most defiantly not after "me frosted Lucky Charms."

37. I will not bring up Canada's hockey team loses if I know what's good for me.

38. Attempting to ride Kumajirou will end badly for me. Especially trying to put a muzzle on him as Canada walks in.

39. No matter how funny it is to see Russia freaked out, I will not make kissy faces at Belarus during meetings, even if she giggles.

40. I am to never use the salute of Germany's past and yell "Hail Hitler!" It brings up bad memories for everyone.

41. Likewise I am not to yell "Nazi zombie" and whack Prussia.

42. I cannot claim that cowboys beat ninjas, pirates, and mafia bosses. No matter how true it is, unless we want the meeting room turned into a war zone between me, Japan, England, and the Italian twins.

43. I can no longer ask Canada, Holland(Netherlands) or Denmark, to bring in their 'special' brownies.

44. I am not allowed to give Belarus a marriage registration form with Russia's name forged onto it.

45. I cannot use my speech times in the meetings to crack jokes or make bad puns, even if I can get the others to laugh.

46. I am not allowed to tell France it's 'No Pants-day" right before a meeting.

47. Trying to steal Gilbird from Prussia is a horrible idea.

48. Pulling N. or S. Italy's curls are a no-no.

- likewise with Canada

49. I am not allowed to tell England that magic isn't real.

50. Convincing France that when Russia says "Become one with me" is a sexual innuendo is not a good idea. Even if it is hilarious at first.

So whatcha think? Are they worth making into short one-shots? Reviews will be much appreciated!