Smoked

A/N: So basically this is a series/drabble of one-shots on the pairings SmoAce(Smoker x Ace) SmoLu(Smoker x Luffy). And pretty much anything that has to do with Smoker with either one or both D brothers. Some will be fluffy others yaoi and others just random crack. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.

Ch.1: Spoiled Brat

"Kiss me." "Why would I do that?" "Because I asked."

"You say that like it means something." Annoyed sigh and smoke from a cigar filled the room. "Please." "I said no. Deal with it."

"Fine then" arms folded but it wasn't over. The tip of the cigar burn rapidly. "The hell. What are you doing." "You're the one who wouldn't kiss me. I think you deserve this."

Smoker pulled the cigar out his mouth. He looked over at the pirate who was grinning mischievous from ear to ear. "You're a special kind of brat aren't you?" He grabbed another cigar and prepared to light it.

Ace beat him to it, igniting the tip with his power. "You're the one who's being stubborn." Smoker eyebrows twitched in anger "what are you doing here anyway? Do you have any idea what will happen if you were, seen." Smoker was clearly mad and that would scare anyone. But Ace wasn't anyone,you don't get the title Fire Fist Ace just for being 'anyone'.

"Yeah, yeah I know what'll happen if I get caught" he jumped on Smoker's desk, sitting right in front of him. Smiling Ace continued, "but that's a big 'if'. And we both know I won't get caught." He was right, they both knew there was no risk in anyone catching them. The fact that Ace was right about that annoyed Smoker to no end.

Ace smirked again, "so how about that kiss." Smoker sighed, taking another blow of his cigar, "why do you want one anyway." He was beyond pissed at the moment, Ace wasn't even suppose to be here. Plus this was keeping him from going finishing his work and going home. "Awe, Smokey" he hated that name 'Smokey' which was one of the main reasons Ace constantly used it whenever he was upset. "Don't be that way, all I'm asking for is a kiss and nothing more."

Ace was striking in a nerve inside of Smoker. A bunch of nerves as he was grinning from ear to ear. "Your a nuisance, you know that" Smoker grumbled. 'Hey, I thought you said I was a brat" Ace teased "Luffy's the nuisance." Smoker groaned at that, "please don't remind me that there's another one of you. If my hair wasn't already white, I would've been went gray." "I would've been went gray" Ace mocked back making Smoker grit his teeth. "Loosen up a bit, Smokey."

"One, I'm not going 'loosen up' cause you're getting on my damn nerves," Smoker said angrily shouting. "And I've told you already, quit calling me Smokey. You arrogant retarded no good waste of space-" he was about to yell out more insults when lips pressed, against his own. Ace held Smoker's face close to his as he kissed him.

Pulling away Smoker glared at him, "what the hell." "You have such a, way with words." Ace said grinning from ear to ear. He brought Smoker's face close to kiss him. "You annoying brat" Smoker said, noting quite pulling away from the kiss. His hands pressed against Ace's chest, the kiss getting more intense. Biting down he felt Ace moan into the kiss.

They kissed and kissed, hands running against each other, moaning into each other. Ace moved his hands further down Smoker's chest, his hips bucking into him. Smoker grabbed his hand and pulled away from the kiss, thus ending the moment. Ace looked at him, his eyes half-lidded "why'd you stop?" He wrapped his arms around Smoker's neck, leaning close for another kiss. Again Smoker stopped him, earning an annoyed pout from the pirate.

He knew exactly how Ace got during times like this. And if he didn't stop him now, well that would lead to... He paused, just thinking about it would turn him on. Ace was a pirate, he was a guy, he was his 'enemy'. This was wrong on so many levels. He pulled Ace off of him trying not to look at him.

But Ace being Ace didn't take offense. He laughed and playfully smiled, sure he was a little annoyed about being rejected, but he got what he wanted in the beginning. "That was fun, wasn't it. We should do it again." There he was being the arrogant and childish jerk that Smoker classified him as. "Get out of here, you dumbass" he said taking out a cigar.

Again Ace lit the cigar before he could, opening a window so he could leave. Leaning halfway out the window he stopped. "The hell are you still doing here." Smoker growled. Ace laughed, "what no good night kiss?" A book was thrown at his face, nearly throwing him off the building. "Okay, okay. I'll leave." Ace said jumping out the window and disappearing into the night.

Smoker took another puff of his cigar watching him through the window. "The hell am I going do with him?"

A/N: Not much I have to say here. Just review please. Thanks