"..What.. What just happened?!" exclaimed Rivalz, during a scuffle after one of his buddy's Lelouch, chass gambling.

He had fallen off of his motorcycle and landed in a truck under the control of presumed terrorists under the Shinjuku ghetto.

"Oh man.. this is bad, I totally need to get outta her--" He tried to say before he his face is greeted with an expertly placed boot to the head.

"In the name of Emperor Charles di Britannia, I hereby place you under arrest!" proclaimed the soldier donned in complete riot gear.

"Wa—wait a minute! I'm just a student, I'm no terrorist! I was here just by accident! I SWEAR! HONEST! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I AM JUST A SECOND-THIRD BANANA OF THE SERIES!"

"What? A student? .. And .. you're a banana?" the soldier said as he continued to hold the bewildered Rivalz to the ground.

At about this time, a large container thought to carry poison gas unleashed, revealing a young woman with long green hair.

"Whoa! What a total babe!" said Rivalz as he wormed out from the grasp of the soldier.

"Not so fast terrorist! .. But what is that woman doing in there? We were told it was poison gas.."

"Soldier! REPORT!" yelled the commanding officer from the distance, as several other soldiers gathered around.

The soldier moved quckly to his commanding officer. "Sir! There was no poison gas in the container.. instead a woman came from ins-"

He was unable to say the last of his sentence as the commander put a bullet directly into his brain.

Rivalz looked on in terror.

"Now, go in and clean up the mess... There's a student inside there, make sure to make it look like the terrorists did it."

"AYE, SIR!" The other soldiers yelled as they moved on towards the wrecked truck.

"Oh man.. am I going to die? There's so much I haven't done yet.. I don't wanna die.. I don't wanna die..." Rivalz ran through his thoughts, thinking that these were his last moments.. then the woman whom spawned from the container, spoke.

"Do you want the power to live? I assume you do.. otherwise.. there's really no plot, and no means to continue on with the story.."

"Of.. of course I want to live!"

"Why do you want to live on? What do you want to accomplish?"

"I want.. I want.. to be THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SERIES, INSTEAD OF LELOUCH!"

"..Oh.. Well that's kinda odd. But anyways.. If you accept my contract, I'll grant you the Power of the King.. I can't say how it will manifest within you.. but it is a power no other human shall ever posess.."

"OKAY! I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS, MAKE ME SUPERMAN, KTHX!"

The lady sighed and shook her head as she grasped Rivalz hand, "Moon Prism Mag--.. er wait.. I don't think there's words.. so.. uh.. GO GO GEASS!"

After those magic words crossed this witch's lips, Rivalz walked out of the truck, looking to the approaching soldiers.

"Power.. Rank.. Nobility.. class.. I have one of the above, guess what one?" A huge smile grew across his face as the Geass Symbol formed in his right eye.

"Now, I.. Rivalz Cardmonde order you to.. DIE!"

Nothing happened for a few seconds, before the commander decided to speak.

"..Uh.. what? That was kinda sad.. we'll just leave you alone.. good lord.. so sad.."

The soldiers also seemed very sad and just shook their heads in disbelief as they retreated, dragging along their downed comrade.

"..So.. I should know your name.. nice lady."

"You can call me Conniving Cu-- you know, C.C. Works too, but say it as C2 for some reason."

"Alright.. so what do you call this power you have given me, C.C.?"

"It's the Power of the King.. Geass.. The Power of Absolute... pity. Activating it makes everyone around you just feel .. very.. very sorry for you."

"Oh.. well that kinda sucks.. Is that all it can do?"

"Pretty much.."

Rivalz sighed, "I guess it's better than nothing, right?"

"..Only slightly... only slightly.."

"OKAY! Well let's get out of here, shall we?"

"Uh.. I already called a cab, so you just go that by yourself.."

A yellow cab pulls up into the underground of the ghetto, and C.C. Climbs inside.

Rivalz was speechless as she drove away. "Power of absolute.. Pity.. Fantastic!" He jumped up and clicked his heels together as he took the cleverly placed elevator back to the above ground, ready to take on the world with his new power of Absolute pity!

"WATCH OUT, WORLD! RIVALZ IS COMMIN' AT CHA!"