Naruto's Bad Week
Monday
Naruto was walking down the roads of Konoha when a messenger hawk flew toward him. "Oh great another mission…. Well what is it?" He read the scroll. "Oh crap!" The mission was unbelievably important, with a triple s rank secrecy level. As he rushed to the Hokages tower out of the corner of his eye he saw a woman who looked really damn fine. But not in that classical way, I mean like…. Half her ass was hangin out and her tits were held up by pieces of dental floss. Now I don't know about you, but I would have been floored by this display. But this is narrator so he basically went apeshit crazy. The woman started cozying up to him. "Why don't you and I take this somewhere more private?" All Naruto could do was ogle the woman's cleavage and her ass as they walked to an empty alley.
"All right big boy you ready?"
Naruto nodded.
"Ok then…"
Then the worst thing that could have happened did. The horny woman was replaced with a half naked Orochimaru.
Naruto's face went paler than sheamus's.
!
He then proceeded to be raped anally multiple times.