Ryan x pool ladder
(My friend Ryan humped a pool ladder, so I decided to do this)
Ryan was not an average male. This particular human never liked people and only liked to swim. He would go to the pool every now and again, to flirt with the ladders there. Ryan is a weird teen who like pool ladders but could never hook up with one (and I wonder why). He went to different pools to see different ladders, but they where mostly the same. Then, one day, he found one. This was the perfect ladder, a smile that shined like the moon and eyes that sparkle in the sunlight. Ryan was caught staring, and the ladder waved at him. Ryan flirted with the ladder for at least an hour now, then the pool closed. Ryan went at night and climbed the fence to the outdoor pool. There he met with the ladder who he named Sara afterwards. Sara wasn't attached to the pool so it was easy to move her away from the pool. Ryan brought Sara back with him, and who knows what happened that night. The next day the cops showed up at his house, and Ryan hid Sara in a closet, the cops knew that he had Sara in the house and checked the entire house. They found Sara and Ryan got Arrested.
The End