I wrote this in church! How scandalous. Can anybody guess who all the characters are?


Poor young little Peter Pan

got some liquor from a man

was captured by old Captain Hook

and treated badly by the crook

before he copied Croc o' Dile

ate him up and ran a mile

found by Lost Boys, treated nice

now his smile's lost its ice

for little Wendy loves him kind

and cares for him with mother's mind