Michael SCott was walking to The Office and came across some food in a grocery store on the way to The Office that looked quite delish. He went to the clerk and asked if he could buy this delish dish. The clerk was actually very interested in Micheal Scott, so he said, "I'll make a deal with you. Your dick for this food, my hotel room." mICHAEL sCOTT was overjoyed at the idea of getting this delish dish for just a little bow chicka chicka and said, "that's what she said." they went back to The Clerk's apartment and he paper jammed Michel Scott's printer if you know what I mean. Buttsex.
Meanwhile downstaires was David Brent from the british Office. He heard the paper jamming if you know what I mean, buttsex, and had to give a complaint.
David Brent: I'd like to make a complaint please
Rowan: Don't care.
David Brent: Well I am staying at the hotel...
Rowan: Don't care, it's not my shift
David Brent: Well you're an ambassador for the hotel-
Rowan: I don't care.
David Brent: I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint i-
Rowan: I don't ca-
David Brent: I think there's been a rape up there!
THE END