The strange Sex life of Duke Buywalker
Chapter 1: Duke's time travel stuff
Duke Buywalker was a weirdo stranger on Tatooine. He lived next to a dude called Luke Skywalker who when on a journey with some old dude. But little did Duke know was that he would have a adventure of his own... A really strange one...
So one day he was in the Dune Sea. Punching sand people in the dick. He loved doing it all day. Then after punching them, he when back home. Then his home was gone, and only a time machine in it's place. So he walked up to it, and opened the door... And he pressed on random buttons... It took him to the Clone Wars.
He saw tons of Jedi slicing up dudes for fun. His dong expanded after seeing Female Jedi. He thought someone could train him to be swag and cool like Jedi's. Then he had an idea. If he kept switched masters he could fuck every female Jedi in the galaxy! So he walked over to a bunch of jedi's, that were slicing up clones just said, Can anyone train me? A male jedi said sure. Duke grabbed that dudes lightsaber and chopped his dick off. "I can't piss anymore thanks to you shithead." He said.
Duke said, Only female, i hate bro Jedi's. Then a voice said YES! It was Ahsoka! Duke looked like a drunk dude and yelled with joy. But... Ahsoka was only 14, Duke was 27. That was wrong... But Duke remembered that she was taught by Fuckin Aniakin Skywalker! He is a badass! So Duke said yes...
It was the beginning of...
Hell.
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