I've been reading these father/son stories on the IZ topic lately; and the Little Zim comic from DA was just too much!

So I decided to do this, using my most villainous fan character, Leroy, and the main antagonist.

What can I say? He's the abuser/assassin of Irk. And did I mention that he hates short Irkens…that means you Zim.

Zim: O_O

Leroy: *snickers at Zim, holding a butcher knife*

Zim: I hate you T_T

Dib: Um, do you think you should put Leroy in this A/N?

Oh don't worry, watch.

Leroy: *kills Zim, with a horrified Dib staring; I magically bring him back to life* What? *Kills Zim a second time, and I once again bring Zim back to life*

We can do this all day you know, and we know what'll happen. :D

Leroy: -_-

Dib: How did you-?

You're surprised? I'm an author of fictional stories! An author like such can do anything in an author's note. We can practically raise anyone death if we choose to.

Zim: I'm alive! ^_^

…Right~.

Anyways, please don't flame me; pointing out spelling mistakes does not count. If you don't like this, you don't have to read.

I will put my OC Becky in it as well, and once again make her character more sophisticated than in my IZ series, "A Series of Madness".

The couples are the usual of: Dib/OC and Zim/Zita, but the story doesn't revolve around that; in fact, Zim/Zita doesn't happen till later on, or during the epilogue if I decide to make one for this.

ZDZD

Prologue: Innocent Child

Leroy crushed the head of the last Irken of the betraying clan of the Empire. He of all people knew that when an Irken was from a clan, it meant trouble. This was because Irken clans went against the Irken Empire, in fact, gone against invading itself; Leroy had just single handedly finished off the last of the clans. Of course, the clean-up crew of the empire went around seeing if there were any other Irkens there to interrogate or to kill; most likely it would end bloody anyway. Leroy strolled down the ruined space colony, just to congratulate himself on the murders, being a paid assassin in all. His eyes were an unnatural color of red, with stitches above and below his left eye, and wore a white shirt that was always recovered by his victims' blood that he found no use of washing off; he also wore grenades and dynamite that he wore like a belt, his other weaponry being in his PAK or pockets. Any other detail of the Irken was the same as any other Irken, except that his antennae each had a bent on the thin part.

As the Irken walked down the hall, he heard a small cry from the other side of a wall. The weird part was that it sounded like a Smeet; he thought this clan had no newborns. He appeared to be wrong. Using his claws to make an opening in the wall, he found a small bundle on the ground, by one of the dead bodies, probably one of the Irkens there who died during the Massive's collision to the colony. He picked up the bundle, seeing a sobbing face. The Smeet calmed down a bit seeing Leroy holding him, but the tears didn't stop. His eyes were a normal shade of red, and had an innocent gleam on his face. This sickened Leroy. He was ready to crush the thing to death when a plot came into mind. The Irken snickered, as he carried the frightened child back to the Massive.

"What do plan on using the child for?" asked one of Leroy's comrades after he had revealed the child only days later. Tenn, his younger sister, was holding the Smeet, who was giggling innocently. She looked at Leroy with a small glare, "I know exactly what."

"Now, sis, desperate times call for desperate measures," the evil alien said, "One day, I am to die, and I plan using this-" he motioned the Smeet with a long pause, "-Poor excuse for an Irken. Once I'm done with him, he'll lose that entire innocent exterior, I'm sure of it."

"But, Leroy," Zee, a friend of Tenn's, told him sternly, "What if he doesn't want that?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"I know you've succeeded on many other Irkens, but what if this one's…different. His size is already odd as is. He's the smallest Smeet I've ever seen!"

Leroy growled at the female's insolence, frightening her in the process. "Since you're thinking of this plan as such," Leroy unhappily snickered, "You'll be taking care of him during Smeet-hood." Zee's eyes widened. "But, sir, I'm an Invader, not a care taker!"

"Sorry," Leroy gave a sarcastic shrug, "But my mind's made up…unless you decide to walk into the afterlife."

Zee knew exactly what that meant, and reluctantly agreed to take care of the child. "But, what's his name?" Tenn asked, as she looked through the bundle that held the Smeet, taking out a small medallion that had only a strange symbol. Another male, named Lerr took the medallion and said, "The only thing this says is 'Zim'…"

"Then that'll be his name," Leroy said with a careless drawl to his voice as he walked out of the room, "I'll be seeing you all later."

"Where are you going?" Zee asked in an angry tone. The assassin hid an evil smirk from the other Irkens there.

"I have some business to take care of with the Tallest…"

A/N:

No! Leroy does NOT kill Red and Purple; nor is he planning to. He doesn't plan on becoming Tallest either; he only wants the Empire to increase in power.

Zim: THAT PSYCHO HAS A CHAINSAW!

Leroy: *makes an evil laugh as uses the chain saw on a random stranger*

Dib: Aren't you going to bring that guy back to life!

That was only a…blood…? Oh~…I'm so screwed -_-; *uses author powers to bring back the random stranger, who promptly punches me in the face, then stomps off* I would kill him, but murdering is a sin in real life, and in fiction. And besides, that's Leroy's job.