Another piece of random crap proudly brought to you by CrapPishh, who's on a mad writing spree in order to clear all outstanding ideas in her complex mind as she prepares to embark on Challenge 3 of youroctober's fanfic contest, involving a gay pairing and a sexual scene which she constantly attempts to put off from writing.
Alas, life must go on, and hence she has to finally pluck up whatever courage she has and get down to writing it.
So yeah, enjoy this little piece.
"Eeeek! There's a red snail in the free market!" Priest Nic screamed, pointing her Kage at the said creature, who suddenly rolled its eyes and began to speak.
"No, you silly. I'm Jeremy," the 'snail' answered, with faint sarcasm in his tone. "You're the one who loves to play with monster transformation crystals, you know."
"Oh, right," she responded, digging into her bag.
With a loud 'poof', a cloud of dust enveloped her and a ribbon pig stood in her place, facing the night lord-turned-snail with glee.
"Man, you're lame," he commented, rolling his eyes again, before adding casually, "I just finished a packet of marshmallows before you arrived."
"Wait a minute, you still owe me marshmallows for my birthday!" the priest exclaimed, eyes widening.
"Aww, crap. I thought you had short term memory or something…" he muttered, trying to change the subject.
Prodding him with a hoof, she insisted, "Nuh uh, my birthday was last month! It falls under long term memory already! You've had more than enough time to buy me a packet!"
With a similar flash, the night lord returned to his normal form, eyebrow raised in amusement as he pondered about the consequences he would face should he say something wrong.
"Nic, gimme a second, I'll be right back," he mentioned, dashing off to the cash shop.
Setting up her sky blue chair, Priest Nic tapped her foot impatiently, as a megaphone blasted across the world.
"Happy belated birthday to Priest Nic! No marshmallows for you though, so live with it!"
"Aww, thanks dude," she replied, smiling, as the crystal's effect wore off and she returned to normal. Within a minute, she had a complete change of attitude, however, and began to demand her marshmallows again.
"Make me," he taunted, unfolding his own chair.
"You asked for it…" she murmured, smiling to herself as she reached into her bag again, pulling out yet another monster crystal.
"Oh my gawd…" he stared, open-mouthed, unable to react fast enough as an orange mushroom came bouncing happily towards him.
His phobia of mushrooms had just come back to haunt him.
Inspired by my recent venture into Maplestory to check out the new maps. The drop rates might have changed now, but some people don't, just like puremagic2 (jeremy), who has had a phobia of mushrooms since the day I first used the mushroom transformation crystals to 'attack' him in the free market.
My, change seems to be the theme now, isn't it?