Hi! Nezumi-chan here! I am going to attempt to write a short story for my friend. I am sorry if any info about the Akatsuki is wrong…I have not seen all of the episodes... I am basing this off of my knowledge from the fanfictions I have read. Any pointers you may have are welcome... Flames are also accepted, just be nice with them please.

"Blah"-talking

Blah- narration part/Kit

Blah- Kit's thoughts

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, but the OC is mine!

It is a day still drowsy at the Akatsuki base… and it is very quiet. One reason for this might be due to the time- it is about 7:30 in the morning (A/U- I mean really? Who would want to be up that early?) , and because almost all of the Akatsuki are out doing missions. Hidan and Kakuzu are searching for a bounty, Deidara and Tobi were someplace doing who knows what (A/U-Sasori is dead in this story), Pein and Konan are in the Hidden Rain Village, Zetsu is off spying on someone, and Itachi is on a solo-mission. So, the only ones left are Zetsu's partner, and Kisame.

I should probably be introducing you to Zetsu's partner…right? Well it is a she, and her name is Kitsune, Kit for short. Kit originates from the Hidden Grass Village, and wears her forehead protector around her waist. She has hazel eyes and long brown hair put in a low ponytail. Her outfit consists of a skin-tight orange belly shirt with fishnets covering her stomach, and slightly baggy knee-length black shorts. (A/U- sorry if I explained that poorly!)

Entering the base, we see that a door is opening down the hall… This would be where we first see the amazingly awesome Kit!

~-Kit's POV-~

-yawn-"Why can't I fall asleep again? It is early! I am normally not up 'till noon! Well, since I am up, I better go get some breakfast…"

"Talking to yourself again, I take it?"

…there is Kisame…I was hoping I wouldn't run into him today…I mean, I like seeing him with his handsome face, strong arms, and long, lithe, limbs…that's not what I mean to say! I meant to say his ugly face, weak arms, and short, stubby, limbs…whatever…I originally meant to say seeing him healthy…I don't want him to know that I do care for him…

"Hey! You still there, Kit?"

"What? Yea I am here! And why are you here? Also, I was not talking out loud!"

"Because I don't have a mission, same as you…and you were too!"

-huff- "Whatever! Another thing, I was not!"

"You were too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was no-"

There is a "poof" and suddenly Pein is standing in between us.

"Stop arguing this instant! You have to listen to me 'cause I am your infamous leader who is awesome! Mwuahahahahahahahah!"

"…."

"….."

Kisame and I both sweat drop

"Okay?"

"Yes! You are a good employee of evil! I shall now leave…continue with what you were doing…as long as it isn't arguing!"

Pein repoofs out of the room.

"Our leader is one strange dude…"

Abruptly there is another POOF and Pein is back.

"I heard that Kisame!"

He poofs away to go back to where he came from.

"This is getting stranger and stranger by the minute! First he hears us arguing from down in the Rain Village…then he hears you call him strange….What is up with him?"

"….have you just noticed we are all weird? Pein can hear us from far away distances, and has metal all over his face, Konan can change into paper, Hidan is immortal, Kakuzu has four hearts, Deidara has mouths on his hands, Sasori is a puppet, Itachi is emotionless, I look like a shark, and you are just plain crazy!"

"Why thank you!"

"….you weren't supposed to take that as a compliment…"

"Well too bad 'cause I did!"

-chuckles- "You can be very amusing!"

"Huh? I'm not supposed to be something for your amusement! So just leave me alone!"

I start walking down the hall.

Humph! The nerve of that man! He is so mean!

"Ummm, Kit? The kitchen is that way…"

I stop suddenly, turn around, and I see Kisame smirking at me. I frown, and start walking towards the kitchen.

"…..I knew that…"

So? What do you think? Does it sound ok? If you have any tips for me, they are welcome. I will update as soon as I finish the next chapter, but I don't know how long that will take. I am very busy with volleyball, and my school musical. I hope to get the next chapter posted by at least the end of the month of October.

Please review!