Authors Note: This is co-written between me and my friend sarah, sarahmackie@blueyonder.co.uk. Leave a review with your elvish/hobbit/dwarven/nickname/Orc name and what your are (I.e Elf/Hobbit) And object of desire in a review and we will put uou in the story.
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Dear Elenya,
This is kinda awkward. Well our school (Endor Ist Yar University) is doing some weird project set up by BLOODY BOROMIR! He thinks we need to know about other middle earth schools, for Modern Middle Earth Studies. Joy. Well anyway we were told we had to ask you questions so
What's your favourite colour? Do you like dwarves? (Stupid question!) Favourite food? School? Friends? Object of desire?
Oh my Eru this is boring. Well Im sure letters could get more boring than this. Anyway, Galadriel is checking the dorms, fuck fuck fuck! We are soooo NOT aloud to have shrines in our rooms! Just finished worshipping Leggy, (Duh) and obviously hid The statue, posters, and more fangirl material inside the wardrobe out of view, but my room mate (Who still hasn't decided on an elvish name so I call her It') Left out her Mahoosive Aragorn Picture (And the candles) Oh well its her detention Anyway Aragorn gives them so she'll be happy. Even if it does mean washing Gimli's (nose) hair. Aragorn doesn't teach at our school but he does give detentions. Same with legolas, he is a supply but occasionally does archery. O.o Legolas fantasy coming on I have to go and plot and scheme to be evil/ capture leggy now. Any ideas? Sorry for the short letter.
Namarie!
Andwathiel (Call me Andi)