Blame the conversation I had with my friend about her winning some kind of vacation, thus sparking this little monstrosity! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with kingdom hearts. Not even saix sniff ...so sad

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AN END TO THE CHAOS

Time: 12:00

Place: Castle Oblivion, the Den

Boredom and a heat wave consumed the castle that never was, and nobody was getting any relief from it. And high noon was not what they wanted in this season they called summer. Xemnas taking no delight in it himself. The heat was melting him along the sea-salt ice cream he had stuck in his shirt and robe, but had no effect on the situation at hand. "God forbid it gets any hotter" he complained nearly passed out on the floor. Unforutionaly the Ac was on the frizz and every nobody in the castle was having there problems.

The freeshooter's ammo was going off randomly, a few hitting the wall and the static induced TV. Xemnas looked up and rolled his eyes knowing that it's been doing that since this morning and told him to put it in the freezer. But did he listen? Nope. Intend he let it shoot off, while everybody else ducked behind the couch. Ammo and fireworks flying everywhere you couldn't blame them. With all that crap flying around who wouldn't?

Xaldin hid under the couch, while fanning himself with his hand. His wind couldn't cool down the place no matter how hard he tried, he just wished he just wished there was a pool somewhere in the castle.

Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion had retired to the basement levels of the castle to escape the heat. Vexen was doing experiments on monkeys, trying to make them more human, and failing misibly because they where about to have a heat stroke from it. lexaeus and zexion were throwing darts, ignoring the situation and the occasional drywall falling from the sealing in the upper levels.

Saix had now adapted to the nocturnal life, except for the occasional trip to the bathroom, kitchen and meetings. One thing was for certain, he did not want to be in the heat.

Axel was to only one who wasn't complaining, since he was basely radiated the heat in the first place, making him the soul target of all the recent ammo explosions and desperate attempts to cool him down.

Demyx was getting allot of complaints from marluxia that he was wasting the water supply while his plants where suffering, but he couldn't help it. He looked like he was about pass out himself, even with all the ice vexen was hogging.

And larxene and roxas were trying to fend themselves off from flying ammunition and that's when things went from bad to worse

THUD...

A heavy silence was in the room; in shock of what happened.

The arrows landed over her head and the worse part of this was, it cut off some of her hair

"Oh no..." Xigbar started crab-walking toward the door as sparks started from the nymph.

"EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!" Every guy in that room stamped out of the room as thunder started setting things of fire. Saix was coming from his room at the same time and didn't look so happy about it. "WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FU-" he was cut off by the stampede of nobodies running like sissies running him over.

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A few hours later...

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All the nobodies where seated in the throne room, none of them in their cloaks, most of them in shorts and tank tops (in axel's case only boxers) and a fan in their hands. Knowing Xemnas, they all were doing something else. Xigbar and Xaldin were try to keep themselves from killing each other, Vexen was literally melting, lexaeus looked like a well done lobster, zexion was partially dieing, and the rest looked like they where about to go mad as Mansex began his boring speech.

"As you all know, this heat wave has put a toll on our budget and our nerves. And an intervention is needed to rid us of the heat wave."

"NAH! A divine intervention is needed!" larxene snapped.

"Yes. I know that, but-"

"DUDE! The AC's out, All the ice-cream is gone because of your ass AND NOT TO MENTION MY PLANTS ARE DIEING!" Marly shouted, cutting mansex off.

"Let me fin-"

"IT'S TOO HOT!" Roxas whined in spite of himself.

"Not even the wind Xaldin can conjer up, could cool up down!" vexen yelled.

"Not to metion axel's making it much more heated in here." zexion said. Axel gave a smirk.

"At least I'm bringin' sexyback." he cooed.

A heavy silence filled the room.

"I think the heat's gone to his head" Xildan commented.

"dude, he should save that for larx" Xibar said trying to keep in he laughter, but got an near head shot from from one of larxene's thowing knifes

"In that case, I make this short and sweet. We're going on a cruise." xemnas said makeing everyone shut up.

Everyone's ears perked up, An idea that had no missions involed was genous to them. Xigbar and Axel had bikini watch on there minds, Saix thought about sampling the buffet while zexion just wanted a quiet place to sceam in, we all know he was squealing on the inside. vexen could do some experiments on some of the passengers, just the thought of it made him smirk. Demyx just wanted some water for god's sake! While the resident pan...I mean marly wanted to see the gardens and larxene and roxas just wanted to just in a nice COLD pool.

"Pack your belongings; we are leaveing in a couple of hours."

At that statement, they all vanished in a cloud of kicked up smoke leaveing xemnas sitting there like a lump on a log. "Well this shout be interesting" he muttered to himself as he left the room himself (but more calmly then the others).

Please R&R