So, here's another fun story! I had the idea to make a fic where the Spock and Jim are continually pulling pranks on eachother, with the help of the other crew members =D

I do not own Star Trek(although it would be nice) I merely have fun with the lives of the characters =D

Hope you like it!

Prank Heaven

Part 1

It had all started with Kirk, Captain Kirk, feeling extremely bored and realizing the best way to relieve his boredom was to play a prank on Spock. It was Jim's favorite game, get the pointy-eared Vulcan into an embarrassing situation. This time Kirk had decided to employ the help of Nyota.

Nyota sighed, she couldn't believe she was doing this. However, she had long ago decided she wouldn't take sides, and she knew that if Kirk could use her to embarrass Spock, then Spock would find a perfect way to use her to embarrass Kirk—and there were very few things that amused Nyota more than embarrassing Kirk. And it wasn't like she had much of a choice; Kirk had ordered her to help him.

Nyota reached up and kissed Spock, nibbling his lip and pulling him down onto the bed. Spock reached around her and pulled her closer. Nyota struggled to concentrate at her task. Spock was quite distractingly nibbling her neck.

"Nyota," Spock muttered, breathing deeply and kissing her neck. Nyota gasped and licked his ears. At least she could enjoy herself before completing her task. She reached down and pulled Spock's face to kiss it better. It was a breathtaking experience.

An hour later Nyota lay by Spock's side. She was struggling not to fall asleep. Spock had for once fallen asleep first. Nyota moved slightly and reached over to the bedside table. She grabbed a red permanent marker. Pulling the cap off, she moved and embraced Spock. She took the pen and gently drew a heart below his ear, and another on his neck. Task complete she fell asleep, hoping Spock wouldn't be too mad. She hoped he would realize it was all a game, and that he would show Kirk exactly what it meant to be embarrassed.

Spock woke up, and after consulting his inner clock jumped out of bed. He had less than two minutes to get to the bridge. He woke Nyota. She blinked at him and he quickly kissed her before telling her the time. She jerked awake and jumped out of the bed. Spock quickly dressed, watching Nyota do the same. She was grinning widely and every time she glanced at him she would giggle slightly. Spock was puzzled by this, but didn't have time to think about the matter. Instead, the moment she was done he walked out of his bedroom and strode towards the bridge. He arrived exactly on time.

"Spock, reporting, Captain." He stated calmly, adjusting his uniform. He stared right ahead.

Kirk turned in his chair, where he had been lounging and smiled widely. "Good to see you Spock. Enjoy your rest?" He asked. His tone suggested that Spock had not in fact rested.

"It was restful, Captain." Spock replied and went to take his seat. As he did so, Kirk turned around and snorted.

Spock turned back to him, "Is there something amusing, Captain?" He asked.

"No, no. I was just wondering if you were planning on getting those tattooed on." Kirk replied, laughing. Spock blinked, not understanding.

"What are 'those'?" He asked, suspiciously.

"Oh, don't act so innocent Spock! I think those hearts really suit you, really show your personality." Kirk grinned. Spock still had no idea what was occurring. He turned to face Nyota, who was staring fixedly at her monitor.

"Captain, would you please enlighten me?" Spock asked, getting irritated.

"Oh, here. Take this mirror." Kirk fished a mirror from his pocket and gave it to Spock. Spock took it with a raised eyebrow and looked into it. What he saw made his ears turn green, someone had scribbled two hearts on his face: one below the ear, and another on his neck.

"I assure you Captain, I was not aware of these images." Spock stated, flushing.

"Oh, don't worry you look great!" Jim laughed. Everyone on the bridge had heard the conversation and now turned to look at Spock. Spock fidgeted as each and everyone stared and then started to giggle. He glared.

"I will return in a moment." Spock stated and walked to the bathroom. He ran the water and washed his face and neck, scrubbing hard. However, when he washed off the soap the hearts were still there. He clenched his jaw and walked back to the bridge.

"Didn't come off? Ah well. Take you place, please Mr. Spock." Kirk said with a smirk. Spock glared and then sat down.

For the rest of the day, whenever anyone had to report to Spock they would do so while grinning or after taking a few seconds to cough surreptitiously. The fact that Spock glared at them only seemed to increase their amusement. As the day ended, Spock began thinking of a way to get back at Kirk; even if it was illogical to seek revenge. Spock had no qualms of asking Nyota to help, seeing as she had already assisted Kirk. When he shift was over Spock stood up.

"Captain." He stated, with a small smile. Kirk looked at him and then grinned.

"Go rest Spock, we all know you need it after such a hard day at work." Kirk teased, the day had been exceptionally boring.

"If I were you, Captain, I would take your advice. You might find yourself needing it tomorrow." And with that, Spock departed, leaving Kirk looking slightly more pale and Nyota stifling a grin.

I will be updating as soon as possible, however i do have 2 other fanfics going so.....

hope you like it! =D please review!