Here's how it all started:
"I'm bored. Why don't I get everyone together and do something. But what? How about a scavenger hunt?! And the winner will get most of dad's money!" said Lee
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And so it happened. The first annual King of Iron Fist Hunt was declared. (even though that's not the title.)
ON WIT DA FIC!!!!!
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"Hurry up, Uncle Wang!!!" yelled Xiaoyu.
"I'm coming!!" yelled Wang through the hallway.
"C'mon! we're gonna miss the boat!" said Xiaoyu bouncing up and down.
"Alright, let's go." said Wang.
"Who's driving?" asked Wang.
"I am!" said Xiaoyu putting the key into the ignition.
"You have a driver's license?!" asked Wang worriedly.
"Of course I do, silly!" said Xiaoyu backing up into the gate of their lawn.
"NO!! Not the gate! Jin just put it up on Sunday!" said Wang.
"JIN!?! DID SOMEONE SAY JIN?!! HANG ON, JIN!!!! I'M COMIN'!!!!!" screamed Xiaoyu speeding down the street.
"Spirits, forgive me." said Wang.
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"For the love of God, Christie, just pick something!!" screamed Eddy.
"I dunno. Blue or green?" asked Christie holding up two halter tops.
"PACK 'EM BOTH!!" yelled Eddy as he grabbed Christie's arm and got into the car.
"Why are you in such a rush just to get to a boat?" asked Christie.
"Do you know how rich Mishima is? He could pay us!" said Eddy.
"But we're already rich." said Christie.
"Rich+Mishima's money=MORE RICH!!" said Eddy.
"So?!" asked Christie.
"(long sigh) Mishima's money+more rich=more shopping." said Eddy reluctantly.
"Floor it!" said Christie.
"WATCH THE ROAD!!" yelled Hwoarang from his car.
"Just drive!" yelled Christie.
"Whatever." said Hwoarang.
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"KAZUYA! Where are you?" asked Jun.
"He's in the car." said Jin picking up his suitcase.
"Oh, well I guess we can go now." said Jun.
"Dad, remember the last time you drove the car?" asked Jin.
"C'mon! one time won't kill anyone." said Kazuya hitting the gas.
"That's the exact opposite of what the doctor said." said Jun.
"Quiet!" said Kazuya.
"Fine, be like that!" said Jun.
"Just buy her a smoothie." said Jin.
"Fine." said Kazuya.
"I love you!" said Jun.
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At the marina....
"Where are those idiots!!" asked Lee.
"About a mile from here." said some Tekken force dude.
"Better not be late!!" said Lee
"Here's your asprin, sir." said Anna.
"Thank you, princess." said Lee.
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"I'M NOT LETTIN YOU RIDE ON MY MOTORCYCLE!" yelled Paul.
"C'mon! just this once?" asked Marshall.
"NO!!" yelled Paul.
"Fine, get in the car." said Law.
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"Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, JIN, JIN, JIN!!!" sang Xiaoyu to the tune of that meow mix song.
"Please hun, you've been singing for the past hour." said Wang.
"Well this'll be the second!! Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin...." sang Xiaoyu.
"OUCH!!" yelled Wang.
"Who hit us?" asked Xiaoyu.
"It's just a fender bender." said Jun trying to restrict her husband from killing someone.
"Are you OK?" asked Xiaoyu.
"I'm fine, honey but I don't think your car is." said Jun pointing to her husband punching and kicking Xiaoyu's car.
"TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND...." yelled Kazuya. (you get the picture.)
(that weird love music with the violins starts playing outta nowhere.) "JIN!!!!!!!!!" screamed Xiaoyu looking at Jin though the car window.
"IT"S BEEN SO LONG!!" said Xiaoyu running up to the car door and smashing into the window. (Jun turns the music off.)
"Oh my god, are you OK?" asked Jin getting out of the car and peeling her off the window.
"Milk and cookies?" asked Xiaoyu.
"Jin get her into the car." said Jun.
30 minutes later at the marina because I don't feel like waiting anymore.
Wang looked around. At the yacht they would be on. It looked beat up and kinda crusty yet it was big. There he saw Hwoarang, Christie, Eddy, Bryan, Anna, Nina, King, Yoshimitsu, Kunimitsu, Michelle, Julia, Ganryu, Paul, Law, Kuma, Lei, the Jacks and Heihachi all looking as puzzled as could be.
"Why are we here?" asked Kunimitsu.
"Don't ask me." said Yoshimitsu.
"GIT ON THE BOAT!!" yelled Lee over a bull horn.
"OWW!" yelled Kuni and Yoshi-mitsu.
"HEY! YOU TWO! YOU GO AND SCRUB THE BATHROOM!!" said Lee.
"Did you say bath ROOM?" asked Kunimitsu.
"That's nasty." said Paul.
"YOU'RE ALL LATE!! AND I SAID GIT ON THE BOAT!!!" yelled Lee.
"You said be here by noon. It's 12:01." said Christie.
"And you can scrub with them. WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!" yelled Lee.
30 minutes later.
"This is disgusting!" said Yoshimitsu.
"GIT OUTTA THERE FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN TELL YOU WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE HERE!!" yelled Lee.
"Now what?" asked Paul.
"WE ARE HERE FOR A 3 WEEK SCAVENGER HUNT. WHEN THE BOAT STOPS, YOU GIT OFF AND START DIGGIN UNTIL YOU FIND ALL THE CRAP ON THE LISTS I GIVE YOU!!!" yelled Lee.
Here's your asprin, sir." said Anna.
"Oh, and Mr. Phoenix, go scrub the bathroom." said Lee.
"Did you bring the cards?" asked Yoshimitsu.
"Yep." said Paul.
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"I'm bored. Why don't I get everyone together and do something. But what? How about a scavenger hunt?! And the winner will get most of dad's money!" said Lee
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~
And so it happened. The first annual King of Iron Fist Hunt was declared. (even though that's not the title.)
ON WIT DA FIC!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hurry up, Uncle Wang!!!" yelled Xiaoyu.
"I'm coming!!" yelled Wang through the hallway.
"C'mon! we're gonna miss the boat!" said Xiaoyu bouncing up and down.
"Alright, let's go." said Wang.
"Who's driving?" asked Wang.
"I am!" said Xiaoyu putting the key into the ignition.
"You have a driver's license?!" asked Wang worriedly.
"Of course I do, silly!" said Xiaoyu backing up into the gate of their lawn.
"NO!! Not the gate! Jin just put it up on Sunday!" said Wang.
"JIN!?! DID SOMEONE SAY JIN?!! HANG ON, JIN!!!! I'M COMIN'!!!!!" screamed Xiaoyu speeding down the street.
"Spirits, forgive me." said Wang.
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"For the love of God, Christie, just pick something!!" screamed Eddy.
"I dunno. Blue or green?" asked Christie holding up two halter tops.
"PACK 'EM BOTH!!" yelled Eddy as he grabbed Christie's arm and got into the car.
"Why are you in such a rush just to get to a boat?" asked Christie.
"Do you know how rich Mishima is? He could pay us!" said Eddy.
"But we're already rich." said Christie.
"Rich+Mishima's money=MORE RICH!!" said Eddy.
"So?!" asked Christie.
"(long sigh) Mishima's money+more rich=more shopping." said Eddy reluctantly.
"Floor it!" said Christie.
"WATCH THE ROAD!!" yelled Hwoarang from his car.
"Just drive!" yelled Christie.
"Whatever." said Hwoarang.
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"KAZUYA! Where are you?" asked Jun.
"He's in the car." said Jin picking up his suitcase.
"Oh, well I guess we can go now." said Jun.
"Dad, remember the last time you drove the car?" asked Jin.
"C'mon! one time won't kill anyone." said Kazuya hitting the gas.
"That's the exact opposite of what the doctor said." said Jun.
"Quiet!" said Kazuya.
"Fine, be like that!" said Jun.
"Just buy her a smoothie." said Jin.
"Fine." said Kazuya.
"I love you!" said Jun.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
At the marina....
"Where are those idiots!!" asked Lee.
"About a mile from here." said some Tekken force dude.
"Better not be late!!" said Lee
"Here's your asprin, sir." said Anna.
"Thank you, princess." said Lee.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I'M NOT LETTIN YOU RIDE ON MY MOTORCYCLE!" yelled Paul.
"C'mon! just this once?" asked Marshall.
"NO!!" yelled Paul.
"Fine, get in the car." said Law.
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"Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, JIN, JIN, JIN!!!" sang Xiaoyu to the tune of that meow mix song.
"Please hun, you've been singing for the past hour." said Wang.
"Well this'll be the second!! Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin...." sang Xiaoyu.
"OUCH!!" yelled Wang.
"Who hit us?" asked Xiaoyu.
"It's just a fender bender." said Jun trying to restrict her husband from killing someone.
"Are you OK?" asked Xiaoyu.
"I'm fine, honey but I don't think your car is." said Jun pointing to her husband punching and kicking Xiaoyu's car.
"TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND...." yelled Kazuya. (you get the picture.)
(that weird love music with the violins starts playing outta nowhere.) "JIN!!!!!!!!!" screamed Xiaoyu looking at Jin though the car window.
"IT"S BEEN SO LONG!!" said Xiaoyu running up to the car door and smashing into the window. (Jun turns the music off.)
"Oh my god, are you OK?" asked Jin getting out of the car and peeling her off the window.
"Milk and cookies?" asked Xiaoyu.
"Jin get her into the car." said Jun.
30 minutes later at the marina because I don't feel like waiting anymore.
Wang looked around. At the yacht they would be on. It looked beat up and kinda crusty yet it was big. There he saw Hwoarang, Christie, Eddy, Bryan, Anna, Nina, King, Yoshimitsu, Kunimitsu, Michelle, Julia, Ganryu, Paul, Law, Kuma, Lei, the Jacks and Heihachi all looking as puzzled as could be.
"Why are we here?" asked Kunimitsu.
"Don't ask me." said Yoshimitsu.
"GIT ON THE BOAT!!" yelled Lee over a bull horn.
"OWW!" yelled Kuni and Yoshi-mitsu.
"HEY! YOU TWO! YOU GO AND SCRUB THE BATHROOM!!" said Lee.
"Did you say bath ROOM?" asked Kunimitsu.
"That's nasty." said Paul.
"YOU'RE ALL LATE!! AND I SAID GIT ON THE BOAT!!!" yelled Lee.
"You said be here by noon. It's 12:01." said Christie.
"And you can scrub with them. WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!" yelled Lee.
30 minutes later.
"This is disgusting!" said Yoshimitsu.
"GIT OUTTA THERE FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN TELL YOU WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE HERE!!" yelled Lee.
"Now what?" asked Paul.
"WE ARE HERE FOR A 3 WEEK SCAVENGER HUNT. WHEN THE BOAT STOPS, YOU GIT OFF AND START DIGGIN UNTIL YOU FIND ALL THE CRAP ON THE LISTS I GIVE YOU!!!" yelled Lee.
Here's your asprin, sir." said Anna.
"Oh, and Mr. Phoenix, go scrub the bathroom." said Lee.
"Did you bring the cards?" asked Yoshimitsu.
"Yep." said Paul.
2 B CON TIN U D!!! CHAPTER 1 IS FINISHED. HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! REVIEW!