Green: Hey! We're making… *drumroll* A new series! It's called "That Awkward Moment When…"
Vio: Yeah! This series was created when I posted something on Google +, and Green was like, "Let's make a fanfic series out of that!"
Green: I take 99% of the credit. Vio may have 0.01% of the credit. Google + may have 0.99% of the credit.
Vio: Woah! Dude! So google + gets more credit than me?! I see how it is…
Disclaimer: Just the moments of awkwardice are ours. All have been experienced by us. :P Don't judge. eme
Chapter One: How Not to End a Call
Percy laughed with Annabeth. They were on the phone, supposedly calling for help on math, although along the way, they got sidetracked. Suddenly, his mom yelled, "Percy! It's been ten minutes! Hang up and do your homework!"
"Okay, Mom!" He yelled back. To Annabeth, he said, "Mom's calling. I gotta go. Homework… it ruins everything."
Annabeth giggled, and he could imagine her shaking her head in mock disapproval. "Percy, Percy, Percy…"
He laughed with her. "Yeah, okay. I really gotta go. Mom's gonna get mad. Bye!"
"'Kay, bye," she replied.
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Okay, seriously. Why aren't you hanging up?"
"I don't know. I wait for the other person to hang up first."
"Really? Me too. Um, ladies first…"
"Fine. On the count of three, we both hang up. One… two… three!"
They stood in silence for a while.
"Percy?"
"Yeah?"
"Why didn't you hang up?"
"Well, why didn't you hang up?"
"Still."
"Percy! Get off the phone! You still have that make-up essay to do. And that science report due last Monday. And the detention exercise for blowing up half of the test tubes while you were daydreaming. And the math homework that the dracaenae ate. And the essay on how to properly build an engine. And the tutor's homework…" his mom ranted on.
"Yeah, yeah, I got it, mom!" Percy blushed, not wanting Annabeth to hear the rest. Gods, she was never going to let him forget.
On the other side of the line, Annabeth laughed. "Wow, Seaweed Brain. I knew you weren't the best student, but I didn't think you were that bad."
"Oh, well. Really, bye now."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Oh my gods, bye already!"
"Yeah, alright. Bye."
"Bye."
"Bye."
Percy saw his mom coming into the kitchen where the phone was. He hurriedly whispered, "Bye!" into the phone and hung up. His mom sighed and pointed at the table, where his homework was. He groaned, and looked at the clock. It read 9:30. Oops, his call lasted for thirty minutes, a good twenty minutes longer than it should have. Talk about awkward.
Vio: So, review with your thoughts! Can you relate? Stay tuned for the next one-shot! ^^
Green: YAY! We have some titles already… MWAHAHAHA! Bye! LET IT RAIN COOKIES! *thunder* *blue chocolate chip cookies start raining down* *disappears with a flash of chocolate lightning*
