Out Of Bread
It worked, I was back in the year 2018. "Better check the agenda, ok first go get clothes from this time." So I went to a hot topic, I bought a bow tie, pants, a shirt, suspenders, tweed jacket and a nice little gold watch to keep my mission on track. "ok first objective is done now next, get some kfc, ok then." So I went into a nearby kfc and bought like two buckets. (no kfc in the bread ppl future so sad ). "Ok that's that done, next infiltrate the Las Vegas institute experiment facility." I managed to knock out a scientist, I knocked him out because I needed a piece of their uniform and it was a fez. I blended in perfectly. I have two days til the apocalypse starts so I need to stop the scientist. I walked in to him. "Doctor Mazaiga I presume." "Yes that is correct". "I've heard about your working on a cure for being fat". "That is true". "What's with the bow tie". "Bow ties are cool". "Who else knows how to make the cure?" "Just me" "Ok then forget it or else." "Why" "I'm from the future and this causes a zombie apocalypse, then evil bread aliens wage war with us." "So they sent me back to kill you but I don't want to, there's been enough death so please just destroy all research and work on the cure." "Ok yknow you remind me of the doctor so ill believe you." So he started to destroy all of his work. I said thank you and said "Well better travel back to the future 3"."Bye". So I came back and saw that everything was the same I was shocked that it didn't work. But then there was a flash of light and all the bread people started to disappear and all the damage was fixed. Everyone was happy and were celebrating. Everyone who died were congratulating me. I went and had an epic party at phils place. I had some drinks with Doctor Maziaga. Me and phil fought brave in the war and we both deserved bacon. At the party there was a lot of bread to say fuck you to the bread ppl. We partied for days and there was peace. Until the wiener ppl came.
The End