Okay so this story is one my brother wrote, I just corrected it and kind of finished the end. There might be another chapter but this isn't a long term kinda story, I just thought it was funny. He has many more but they are kinda graphic I tried to steam em down… he's thirteen can you blame him lol anyway I really hope you guys like it. I'm writing my V.K. story as well and I'm trying to make the next chapter a little longer than the others. On word its like three pages Idk how long it looks here but we'll see. This of course has my character lily in it and Damon. This is the story that would happen if they lived in the 2000's and had some kids, but of course they are still part of the supernatural club. P.S. Every character but Damon and the two dudes at the store are mine. The guys belong to my bros imagination and the beautiful Damon belongs to the talented L. Jane Smith
Lily Salvatore stood in the kitchen cooking dinner, but she was having a hard time cooking
"Mom its ok you don't have to cook just because Mykell is spending the night" a fifteen year old boy said. He had long black hair that reached down to his shoulders, and wore black shorts and a tee shirt.
"Yeah I know I don't have to but you know I thought it would be nice"
"Eh yo DJ get in here you're brother is beating up you're guy on the ps3." Mykell said
"Dammit Logan I'm going to kick your ass!"
"DJ Don't use that language in front of me" lily said But DJ was mad and just then the chicken in Lily's hands caught on fire and she dropped it. When it hit the floor lily screamed and stomped on it once it burned out lily took off her boots and looked at DJ "Dammit DJ I'm going to kick you're ass" she said
you one: made me destroy the chicken and two: you made me mess up my boots"
"Sorry mom" she mumbled some stuff under her breath and then yelled
"Damon" just as Logan and Mykell laughed and chanted
"DJ gone get his butt whooped DJ gone get his butt Whooped"
"Shut it fags" he growled but Mykell kept going as Logan just smiled "I said shut it you chocolate covered bunny"DJ said. Logan started to chant it again but DJ said "Shut it dork!" Logan stopped and said "at least I'm not getting my tail smacked" just then Damon walked in and said
"What's the problem?"
"I need you to go to the store and pick me up a chicken." He looked at lily then at the chicken "I won't even ask what happened" He hopped in his car and drove off to the store. When he arrived he walked in and a man said
"Hello sir how are you?" Damon barely glanced and kept walking. He was going toward the food section when he saw this weird machine. He observed it and said to himself
"What is this thing" just as another man who worked at the store said
"Hello sir do you need help with something?"
"Yeah, what is this thing?"
"Oh this sir is our one and only get small machine." Damon looked at him and laughed
"Get small machine are you serious? What kind of name is that?"
"Well sir the name tells what it does."
"Well what the hell does it do?" Damon asked kind of frustrated
"Well it makes you decrease age until you are six years old"
"Yeah right" Damon laughed again
"Sir Do you not believe me?
"Of course I don't believe you I mean come on get small machine that's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard of"
"Fine then try it out and see for your self." Damon said
"Fine" and pressed the button. Nothing happed "see I told you so" Damon said walking away. He got the chicken and left. When he got home the boys were upstairs playing.
"Here you go lily" she took the chicken and started getting it ready to cooking. Damon went upstairs and went to sleep. DJ, Logan, and Mykell came down stairs and saw lily getting ready to put the chicken in the stove when DJ said
"Hey mom!" just then lily screamed
"Oh shit!" and dropped the chicken in the sink with dirty water. "You know what DJ!"
"Sorry mom"
"No now we're having enchiladas. She went in the freezer and got some enchiladas out. She put them in a pan, ten minutes later lily said
"Oh my god why is this taking so long I put it on six on the highest burner and they're still not done."
"Don't worry mom I'll turn the fire up"
"Wait, wait DJ don't
but then the enchiladas started cooking. "Wow thanks DJ"
"No problem mom" then the three boys walked away, but lily didn't see them leave
"Okay DJ they're done. DJ, DJ!" Just then they caught fire. She threw them on the floor and stomped on them. When they burned out she cried "DJ!" from far away she heard
"Sorry mom" she sighed and yelled
"I am making soup" she got out a pack of soup and put it in the microwave but them it broke
"I got it mom" DJ said and he used his fire power to heat the soup up when it finished lily said
"Wow it didn't burn" she put it on the table but before they could eat it, it caught on fire. She threw it on the floor and stomped on the bowl. When it burned out DJ said
"Sorry mom "lily looked at him and said
"Shut up"
The next morning lily got up and started cooking breakfast (microwavable breakfast sandwiches of course) Damon slept in a little later than usual but still got up early. He yawned, scratched his butt and made his way to the bathroom, still half asleep. He looked up and wondered why everything looked so tall he tried to reach the sink but found he was too short. So he climbed on the toilet then from there he got on the sink. He looked in the mirror and saw what looked like a little six year old face, but it was Damon. He was speechless he jumped down, but fell and yelled in a little kid voice
"Lily!" she must not have heard him "hey what happened to my voice? Better yet what happened to me" He ran down stairs and into the kitchen "lily" Damon said
"Oh my gosh" lily said
"Yeah I know look what happened to me" Damon said breathless
"Damon look there's a cute little boy in here"
"Lily I am Damon"
"Hold on little boy my husband is coming"
"Lily what are retarded? I am your husband"
"Aw you are such a cute little boy"
"What the hell is wrong with you lily"
"Don't use that kind of language it can make people sad"
"You need therapy for retards."
"Where is Damon"
"I AM DAMON!" Lily frowned then said
"Damon is that really you."
"Yes lily it's me" she then walked over to him and checked his arm. The tattoo he got of a lily was on his arm. Then she pat him down.
"Wow, its small now bit I recognize it"
"Well speaking of it why don't we go upstairs and you suck my…"
"No Damon we don't have time for that I need to know what happened to you" lily said
"I got small that's what happened lily"
"But how? There must have been something that triggered it" Damon glared and folded his arms over his chest
"Wal-Mart"
"Wal-Mart?" he nodded
:when I went to get that stupid chicken this guy showed me this machine, it was called a Get Small Machine, I didn't think it was gonna work! Bit it did and now I'm small"
"Yes you are" lily muttered
"What I didn't hear you from all the way down here" he stomped his foot and she shook her head before turning the stove off. There were sudden thuds and DJ, Logan, and Mykell raced into the kitchen. Damon hid under the table
"Hey mom you cooking break…"
"Get the hell out of this kitchen you pyro freak" she yelled. DJ looked kind of hurt but the boys left. Damon came out and lily pulled him into a corner "so what do we do?"
"I'll tell you what we are going to do. We are going to go to Wall-Mart and we are going to blow it up take that guy hostage and shove hotdogs into his mouth until he begs for mercy." Lily thought for a moment then said
"Or…we could go and ask for the reversal machine."
"Oh yeah that was my plan B" she shook her head
"Oh I'm sure" and with that they ran out
Well here we are Again I hope you like it, I laughed when he read it to me but maybe that's cuz I'm his sister lol please review and I will get to my V.K. story