Nina; (on Piano) Plink, plink plink, pilinkaplinkapilnk

Jamie; (on Cello) Doooo-deee-

Nina; Plinkyplinky pliiiiinky plink

Jamie; Dooo-daa---eeek!

Nina; Honestly, Jamie, you can't play that thing.

Jamie; (throws cello against wall) Shurrup.

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Nina; Are you here? (Hits Jamie's chest) Yes, you are here!

Jamie:……..

Nina; erm….

Jamie:……..

Nina: Help! Is there a medic around here? My husband had just died!!!! …..(thinks) No, wait, he already has. Twice in one lifetime, Jamie, I don't think this is your lucky day.

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Jamie; I blame the government. (Goes down steps to get sheet)

Nina; You die and you still blame the government?

Jamie: I attend every meeting…..These sheets are terrible, Nina, are you SURE you used Daz?

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(Nina opens door and Titus is stood there)

Nina; No girl-guides brownies today please

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Titus; A weekend of making love in Paris?

Nina; Oh, you are so sweet, Titus

(Titus produces tickets)

Nina; Titus! I can't!

(Jamie's head appears through door)

Jamie; Fek off, you homewrecker! Oh wait – Paris? Can I come?