Harry Pepsi Parody

Disclaimer: THis is copywritten to Pepsi and J.K. Rowling's
Harry Potter
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Hagrid: Hi Harry, Ron. What'cha got there?

Harry: Oh this? It's a Pepsi.

Ron: Except it's not a Pepsi. It's a Pepsi Twist.

Unzip zippers to reveal it is a Pepsi Twist.

Harry: And we're no Harry and Ron.

Unzip zipper..........

Harry: I'm Frodo Baggins and this is Samwise Gamgee. We're from Lord of the Rings.

Hagrid: Uh, oh. This is, is scary....... DUMBLEDORE!

Dumbledore: Yes?

Hagrid: There, there.... Hey! What'cha got there.

Dumbledore: Oh. This is a Diet Pepsi. Except it's not just a Diet Pepsi. It's a Diet
Pepsi Twist.

Unzip zippers to reveal it is a Diet Pepsi Twist.

Dumbledore: And I'm not Dumbledore.

Unzip zipper...........

Dumbledore: I'm Gandalf!

Hagrid: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hagrid awakes from his dream.

Hagrid: Fang! Fang! I just had a horrible dream!

Mystery Voice: What did you say?

Hagrid looks over and sees an Uruk-hai standing there with a sword ready.

Hagrid: AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did you think? No flames.

Second Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings is Copywritten to J.R.R. Tolkien. (Even though he's dead......)