Ok so this is a story I just randomly came up with after watching the Season 3 premiere, and their was Commander Colt of the Rancor Batallion. All I thought after the 2nd episode of Season 3 was I hardly knew him and he was killed by the evil Bitch Venteress. I really hate her, along with Aurra Sing! Aurra killed Ponds one of my favorite clones, I was like wow that's my season 2 finale? Then colt died and I was so sad when both Ponds and Colt died .. sad enough that I cried! .. Yes I cried at a fictional character .. but still and if you go to and go to the clone wars. There is a deleted scene in the dataclip for episode 3.2. Ventress holds Colt by the lightsaber and kises him after stabbing him! Ew! And he was alive at that moment so you should see his horrified but dieing face! Scary! After your done reading this comment and tell me how you liked the season 3 premiere! I know there are like 5 year olds that watch but still I really hate it when they cut out scenes ..
Enough talking now let's get on with it. Now Colt and a bunch of Clones are coming to meet the new combat instructor who's a Jedi .. but there not so comfortable with the instructor being female. Here we go!
Cody - I don't want to do the disclaimer .. don't make me do it get Rex or Colt to do it!
Me - Fine .. Lazy ass ..
Cody - I heard that!
Me - Yeah and I don't care!
Rex - Not me .. besides I'm a lazy ass.
Me - Well atleast you admit it! Ok Colt your stuck doing it.
Colt - Uhhhh! -sighs- Fine! I own nothing but the character Susana.
Me - Now was that so hard?
Colt - Yes ..
Me - Lazy ass .. ok enjoy!
Colt's POV! :)
Well I get to meet the new combat instructor .. it's really not much it's just stupid crap I have to do .. I looked to my side and Bric and El-Les were talking to eachother .. what ever Bounty Hunters talk about .. We finally got to the Hanger to meet the new instructor and Shaak Ti was waiting for us. The ship came and popped in the small ship.
The doors started opening and we saw a girl walk down the door. She had long blonde hair and blue eyes. and she looked about 5 foot 8. Wait where's the instructor? I see girl and 3 other of my brothers .. wierd ..
"There you are Susana." Shaak greeted smiling at Susana.
"Hello Master Ti." The newcomer greeted.
"Everyone this is our new combat instructor, Susana Rowe." General Ti introduced smiling.
Bric tryed to look past Susana and see if there was someone else behind her besides the other clones.
"Uh where is he?" Bric asked as Susana rose an eyebrow, you could just tell she was annoyed. I took my helmet off out of annoince of me wearing it for no reason.
"She, is right here." The general replied trying to make her point.
"You can't be serious Master Jedi she's a girl!" Bric argued, I wasn't comfortable with it either but I thought it best to leave it alone. If I raised an argument I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble, after all the girl has a lightsaber .. she's obviously a Jedi, and what looked like jedi knight because I saw no padawan braid.
"Fabulous observation you have there." Susana replied sarcastically with her eyebrow still up. Everyone started to giggle a bit as Bric got angry.
"Look I'm just not comfortable with a girl.." Bric began before Susana could interupt him.
"Your face is a girl, and what are you afraid of that I'm gonna kick your ass?" Susana joked watching Bric get angrier and angrier.
"I can beat you up, your just a weak girl!" Bric replied yelling as he pointed a finger at her, woah! Has he not noticed the lightsaber on her belt?
"Oh my god! I didn't know I was a girl! How did you know! Oh my god that really got to me! Yeah come up with a new comback!" Susana replied sarcastically as she acted dramatic with her hand on her heart.
"Master Jedi, come on! And stop laughing!" Bric asked as he yelled at the troopers to shut up when he heard a clone say "He just got burned!"
The general started laughing and walked off saying "Have fun you guys!"
"Sorry Master Jedi." El-Les apoligized pulling Bric back.
"Master? .. Oh .." Bric replied trying to jump back after seeing my lightsaber.
"Yeah what's your name? I'm gonna have to learn at some point." Susana asked as I signaled a captain to take the rest of the clones back. I then joined the small group.
"Uhh .. Bric." Bric replied stuttering.
"I'm El-Les, it's a plesure to meet you Susana." El-Les greeted as he shook her hand.
"I'm still not alright with you being here you know." Bric replied still angry.
"Kind of figured, but can you atleast be nice?" Susana replied as she turned to me to let me in the group.
"What's your name?" Susana asked, honestly she looks kind of Hot .. (Mental shutup!) But still!
"Commander Colt Sir." I replied smiling at her.
"That's a nice name Colt .. your not uncomfortable with me being here are you?" Susana asked.
"No not at all! A little at first but not so much .. uh .." I replied trying to firgure out what I mean .. god sometimes I can't do or say anything right.
"Haha .. you need to make up your mind. Can someone please show me around please? I'm gonna seriously get lost around here." Susana asked with her voice toned down, a little happier now.
"Not me, I don't walk a GIRL around." Bric replied as El-Les rolled his eyes.
"Commander can you do it?" El-Les asked as Bric walked away.
"Yes sir." I replied as they both walked out. I turned to Susana and she was smiling, I would to if I got to be away from Bric. Because it's my thoughts I get to say this .. HE'S A BASTERD!
"Sorry about the chief .. he can be well old school." I replied trying to make her feel a little more welcome.
"It's ok, he's a Basterd." Susana replied, ha we can be friends for sure now!
"So I'll assume this is the hanger." Susana joked.
"You assumed correct!" I replied smiling.
Susana's POV 3
God I hate Bric .. well El-Les and Colt seem nice so far. Colt is kind of Hot .. really Hot! Wait doesn't that mean all the clones Hot? Yeah probably but for the clones he was a different kind of Hot! He was that OMG I'm talking to him and I want to bake cookies on his chest HOT! Wait (mental shutup!) he's a clone commander and I'm a Jedi .. it wouldn't work. ... He's still so HOT! You could make fried chicken on him he's so HOT!
"Well this is the hallway .. so are you a jedi knight?" Colt asked still smiling .. I love his smile .. it's so warm and friendly.
"Yep, I becames a Knight this week. This first month I'm here to train some Cadets in hand to hand combat." I replied.
"That's great, so when do you get assigned your captain?" Colt asked as he showed me the Baracks.
"I haven't been assigned to one yet actually. What jedi were you assigned to?" I asked and then his face turned grim.
"Uhh well Jedi Master Sendula was killed by General Grievous, so I'm waiting for someone to assign me to a jedi. So till then I'm hanging out here." Colt replied looking down and then back at me, I started to frown a bit and turned toColt. (to be honest I just guessed a random character from the Clone Wars. I know Sendula is not a jedi but I needed a name or something because I didn't know what jedi Colt was assigned to.)
"I'm so sorry for your loss Colt. When did it happen?" I asked looking to him earnestly.
"A week ago, you didn't hear?" Colt asked turning back at me and bck to the ground.
"No, no one told me. To be honest I'm always the last to know." I replied smiling towards the end of my sentence as I tryed to warm up the vibe. I didn't want Colt to focus on his loss of his general so much, I didn't want him to feel so sad.
He turned back to me again and started to smile a bit.
"And finally this is the Mess, are you hungry?" Colt asked as he opened the door.
"Yeah, starved. It's been such a long trip for me." I replied.
"Good because if you weren't I was gonna ditch you to eat. Ever eaten mess food?" Colt asked.
"Yeah but not in a while." I replied.
"I'm just gonna hope you don't choke on your food then." Colt joked. I turned to my side and saw some clones eating, some lifted their heads up from their plates to aknowledge I was present. I heard a few whispering "The chief got so mad with her, still can't believe the new instructor is a girl." I ignored them and got my food with Colt and sat at a table with some other clones.
"Hey guys s'up?" I greeted trying to be friendly.
"Not much, just stuffing my face." The clone joked as we all laughed. Bric and El-Les came through the door and got their food and headed for a table in our direction. Me being at the end of the table and having huge feet accidently tripped him .. Oh god and it got worse.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry Bric!" I cryed out as I tryed helping him up, but no he wouldn't play nice. So he through his legs around to trip me.
"What was that for!" I yelled getting angry.
"You did that on purpose!" Bric yelled back as he tryed to get up.
"You basterd!" I yelled as his eyes got bigger .. he looked like he had never heard anyone say that to him! Everyone probably thought it but probably never dared to say it to his face.
"What! What did you just say?" Bric yelled looking down at me as I tryed to get to my feet.
"You heard me! I so didn't do that on purpose! Sorry I have big feet gosh!" I yelled.
"Liar .. god what a bitch." Bric muttered under his breath as he turned around ignoring me. I know these guys are all taller then me but .. I tapped him on the shoulder and as he swung around I punched him and he fell on the floor and landed on his crushed food.
"You like to play games huh? Well don't you think I won't hit a girl!" Bric replied getting up and throwing a punch to my stomach, I immeadiatly caught it and twisted his arm around and kicked him in the face. (haha owned)
"Rrrahh!" Bric yelled as I tackled him and we rolled on the floor trying to punch eachother. (Most jedi would advoid it because they could get expelled but hey Master Ti wasn't hear).
We both got up and tryed hitting eachother and Bric pulled my hair and tryed to kick me in the back. He epic failed as I punched him, he letted go of my hair in pain and I fell to the splitz. I quickly then turned my back leg and swung i so he would fall to the ground. Afterwards I swung myself backwards to my feet.
"Told you I could kick your ass!" I replied as I sat back down at my table. I quickly fized my hair and a few clones stared at me as the rst gossiped. El-Les was still standing there in shock after what happened.
"I'm pretty sure he got owned." The clone replied in shock after what happened. A maitenence droid quickly came and cleaned it all up. It looked like the mess we created wasn't even there.
Bric's nose bled a bit but he'd survive but he gave me a mean look as he went by. He signaled El-Les to sit at another table, I waved to him goodbye as he walked off to a far away table. What was kind of funny was that Bric said "That was kind of hot, but I still don't like her." I heard a few clones saying "She's kind of pretty, really pretty." Even funnier they were all the way on the other side of the room and I could hear them. They weren't yelling it or anything just talking to themselves.
Colt :D
Me and Susana sat together and talked with Epic and Juice whom which I introduced them to. I was kind of turned on when she pounced on Bric .. wish she'd do that to me .. (mental kick)
Still can't believe she did that .. all I can say is wow .. now if only it was girl on girl (mental punch -ow!-)
After I gave her the tour I went to the Barracks to get some sleep, some of the guys were talking about what happened and how the chief was owned! He really was! He may be the chief but he's gonna have to deal with the ridicule of being beat up by a girl! Well I'm gonna have to help out with combat practice next week .. this should be fun :) .. sleepy .. night ..
How did you like it? Review! Next chapter is Susana and Colt bonding! Then it's the first combat training! :D Comment Review! lOl Buh bye!
