NOTES OF AUTHER:

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LOOKY HERE!! THIS IS A WARNING!! THIS IS A SPOOF AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOSLY!! IF YOU DO TAKE IT SERIOSLY, I WILL HIT YOU ON THE HEAD WITH A GARFIELD COMIC!! ': "

AND...SOME OF THE CHARACTERS ARE VERY OOC!! THATS ANOTHER WARNING MIND YOU!! SO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE RANDOME SICK-AND-TWISTED HUMOR, I SUGGEST YOU JUST STOP READING THIS. PERMANENTLY. YOU WILL GET SCARS!!

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no flames. though, cookies will be apreciated. : L drool

Summary:The start of a beautifully funny story with alot of ZAGR. don't worry, Dib gets a girlfriend too.

Disclaimer: i DO NOT own invader zim, nor any other characters in this story. however, i will settle for a bowl of choclate icecream.

Warning: very disturbing thoughts going through Zim's head..

Zim: HEY!!! I FIND THE GAZ FEMALE VERY ATTRACTIVE!!

Dib,Gaz, and some guy on the set: omg.

Me: umm.. ok... Zim, your wierd. but we still love you!!

everybody turns now to stare at me: Okkkkk

Me: Ahem.. MOVING ON!!

Chapter 1: THE ENCOUNTER!! DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNN

Gaz membrane sighed inwardly at her brother's ranting. As always, he was talking about how Zim was starting on a new plan on taking over the earth, and how he'd thwart it. He was still the annoying older brother since they were young, just this time he was 15, 5'11, and now actually spiked his hair (instead of the rather annoying-looking cowlick). He wore a questionable outfit, a long trench coat (obviously) with blue flames decorating the tips of it. His t-shirt had a smiling bomb on it (hahaha, I know, it's off of Serious Sam. if that's the name) with blue denim jeans, and black combat boots. Dib's younger sibling was now of the age of 14, and she wore her hair in a ponytail, the tip resting at her hips. Most would say her body filled out nicely, and if all the boys at school weren't afraid of her, they might've actually asked her out. She always carried around her GS XV, never leaving it out of her sight. She wore tight blue jeans, sneakers, studded gloves, a tan tank-top, and a dark purple leather-jacket.

"DIB!!! WOULD YOU JUST SHUT YOUR UGLY SPEWING MOUTH BEFORE I RIP YOU SPINE OUT OF YOUR –we're sorry to interrupt your reading, but this is to graphic for our readers. Thank you. - AND THEN I'M GONNA THROW YOUR CARCASS IN A PIRAHNNA POOL!!! Gaz furiously screamed, having cracked when Dib had said that Zim would never suspect him breaking into his house at midnight, gloating of how he so easily would pull it off. Dib was now backed into a corner, cowering at her sister's instant mood swing that terrorized the very being in his soul.

After a long silence, and when dib gained enough courage, he squeaked, "A bit touchy, Gaz?"

'Wrong words' he said to himself when Gaz began to glow purple, and threw him up into the air with almost super human strength, making Dib crash into the floor of upstairs.

"You know what, just to make your life even more miserable, I'm gonna go visit Zim" Gaz mentioned at the dazed Dib. She walked straight out the door, pondering as to why she snapped when Dib was making fun of Zim…

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"MUAHAHAHAHA!!" cackled a more than usual happy Zim, in the bowels of his lair.

Zim now stood at 6'2 inches, (holy crap, this guy grew!!) and was now of the age of 186, or 15 in human years. He wore a different invader uniform, a red segmented t-shirt with black pants and yes, orange gloves. And his antennae were a tad bit longer.

"FOOLISH EARTH DIRT-WORM BABY HUMANS, FOR I, ZIM, HAVE FOUND A NEW PLAN TO TAKE OVER YOUR WORTHLESS PLANET!!" Zim cackles and grins once more (in his devilish manner) while he walks into the elevator to go upstairs into his rooms. He then arrives to find Gir in the living room, running around mini-moose with a light saber in his hands, screaming "I HAVE THE FORCE!!" and swinging it at him.

Mini-moose started to squeak rapidly, and dodged the deadly attacks from Gir.

'I have to take back the star-wars trilogy to the filthy movie extremists.' Zim thought as he watched the duo dodge and swings attacks at one another. No, this is not to stomp on his mood!! Zim bounced happily upstairs, sitting on the oddly-shaped bunk bed in his room, staring at some of the pictures on the ceiling of a certain earth girl… one he thought he could ever fall head-over-heals in love with, especially since she was the Dib-stinks sister. He sighs as very disturbing thoughts perturb his mind, some of which are, of course, Gaz naked and serving him poop-cola (ok, that was a little disturbing..). He sighs once more, relishing that for once he is in a good mood, and turns his radio on.

"I don't understand why these filthy humans listen to these crapioly sounds, so called "music". Pppfft, sounds like a bunch of baby-dirt balls gagging and screaming at the same time." Zim chuckles darkly (to himself) at the word crapioly. In truth, he had heard one of the kids saying how much he thought ravioli was crappy, so he repeated the word he thought the human dirt bag had said. 'Foolish humans and their pathetically sad grammar.' He thought to himself. The only reason he said it was to fit in. the song on the radio switched to paralizer:

Well I'm not paralized,

But I seem to be struck by you,

I wanna make you move,

Because you're standing still lll

If your body matches what your eyes can do,

I wanna move right through, me on my way to you!

(A/N sorry if I got the last few verses wrong, damn memory loss schtuff...)

Zim hummed quietly along at first, and then got up and started to dance and sing while Gir and minimoose came into his bedroom, dancing along and eating tacos.

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Gaz was in a sour mood when she arrived at the front door at Zim's odd looking house, tapping her foot impatiently. She had rang the door bell numerous times in the past five minutes, and finally, she had it. She went into the backyard of Zim's odd house, and saw a lithe figure dancing merrily with a balloon in a window. Gaz hopped onto the roof next to the window, and slowly opened it up, just in time to see Zim prancing around like and idiot holding mini-moose by his antlers and singing "paralizer" 2 octaves higher then his voice, while Gir did some break-dancing on the floor next to the blaring radio.

Is that…snicker Zim? Omg, this is just too hilarious. thought Gaz as she burst out laughing, rolling around on the roof holding her sides, laughing even harder when she saw Zim staring at his secret crush with a priceless look on his face; one of a clueless, shocked, scared, surprised, Irken alien that would have in any situation close to his.

Zim saw her rolling to the edge of his roof, completely oblivious of her doom if she fell off of it. Thinking quikly, Zim brought out his spider legs and hurled himself out of his window, landing right on top of Gaz, mechanical tentacles rapped around her as well.

The two teens blushed furiously, Zim even more than Gaz, as Gir stood by them on the roof doing a pelvic thrust saying "Yay Master, DO THE DOO!! Bow chika wow wow."

"AHHHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ZIM?!?!" Gaz screeched as she tried to wretch herself away from him.

"I must say Gaz; you're in no position yourself to say that" Zim growled seductively. After realizing what he just said, Zim's and Gaz's eyes bulged, making them blush more furiously.

AAAAAHH! I CURSE THESE... ermmm... uhhnn... HORMONES!! HAA! Although, she does look good underneath me…AAAAAHH!! WHAT AM I SAYING!

OMG!! WHAT WILL GAZ SAY OR DO?? WILL DIB GET HIMSELF UNSTUCK FROM THE CEILING? WILL SUPERMAN SAVE A PRETTY LADY FROM FALLING INTO THE ONCE DORMANT VOLCANO IN TIME?? tune in next time of NOT ANOTHER ZAGR FANFIC!!MUAHAHAHA!! send reviews, pleeeaassseeee???? and mayby i might put you into my story, or head your words, or get the next chapter up and running. OH!! and i almost forgot.. on the 4rth chappie i'm gonna ask a favore.. kk:D

REVIEWWWWWW!! or you shall all FACE THE WRATH OF ZIM !!!!