Atobe's Opinion of Mary Sues
A short follow up to The Seigaku Regulars Hate Mary Sues, because Atobe was complaining that Echizen got his own fanfic and he didn't. xD
So anyway, I don't own PoT!
x Atobe's Opinion of Mary Sues x 300 Words
Now, you should feel lucky that I am blessing you with my amazing presence. It isn't every day that a commoner such as yourself can listen to my melodious speech.
After Echizen from Seishun Gakuen received so much praise (for a speech that he hadn't even written himself) I decided that I would give all of you a chance to hear my opinion on Mary Sues.
I, the great Atobe Keigo, find Mary Sues greatly...
Amusing.
A Mary Sue in our world of tennis has these qualities:
She can play tennis amazingly well, often better than Tezuka, the captain from Seigaku.
She is insanely beautiful, with stunning eyes, soft, silky hair, long legs, et cetera, et cetera.
Everyone falls head over heels in love with her, even the emotionless Tezuka and the bratty Echizen.
In short, all of the qualities that make up...
My glorious self.
I know that not everyone can become like me. I am, of course, one of a kind.
But so many people feel the need to become like me, talented in almost every aspect, handsome, shockingly good-looking, the idol and often love interest of everyone around me.
So all they can do is create a character that is on par with me, someone who is talented, beautiful, and great - A Mary Sue.
I do not begrudge you commoners for aspiring to be like me. I mean, who would not want to be as magnificent as me?
But I still do not like Mary Sues, for one simple reason -
There can only be one person so incredible, and that person is I, Atobe Keigo.
And now, you can thank me for letting you be in my charismatic company.
Wait! Oshitari, what are you doing with my microphone? Give my microphone back to me!
-snap-
The End.
Flame away. -awinchan