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Duo's Prank Call Hour!



It was 10:30 at Quatre's masion. Everyone was asleep, except for Duo and Quatre, because Duo had something planned for tonight.

Quatre: (sleepy) Duo, why are we up? It 10:30.

Duo: Must we go through this again? The reason why that I woke you up is that we can make prank calls. It fun!! (grins)

Quatre: Don't you remember last time, Duo?

Duo: What do you mean?

Quatre: That you made a prank call to Heero, and he nearly killed you because of that?

Duo: About what?

Quatre: When you told him that you told Relena that he loves her, and she very, very sexy, and...

Duo: Oh. yeah. But that's old news. Now c'mon!

So Duo dragged Quatre into the livingroom. Duo picked up a cordless phone and handed to Quatre.

Quatre: (nevous) Umm...why don't you go? You thought of this idea.

Duo: C'mon!! It's fun, and you can get away from it. They don't know who you are. Here, I'll get you started (dials the number and hands it to Quatre.)

Duo: Just remember what I just said, okay?

Quatre: Okay.

Vegeta: Hello? Who is this? What do you what? Speak up, now!!

Quatre: (tries not to panic) Hi! Is this is the man of the house speaking?

Vegeta: What??!! Is this is some kind of stupid joke? If it is, blast you to.... (Quatre hangs up)

Duo: QUATRE!!!!

Quatre: That person was going to....

Duo: (signs) Oh, let me show how to do it, the right way.

Duo takes the phone from the Quatre, and dials a ramdom number. Someone answers it.

Unknown person: Hello? Masaki's residence.

Duo: Hi, ma'am! This is the Get Away Sweeptakes, and you have been selected as our finalist!!

Unknown person: (cheers) I can't believe it!! I'm a finalist!!

Duo: (tries not to laugh) Okay. Just wait for a second, and ask for your imformation.

Unknown person: Okay.

Duo hangs up quietly, and burst out with laughter. Quatre started to laugh as well.

Duo: That's how you do it. Now you do it (hands the phone to Quatre)

Quatre: Okay! I got it now (dials a random number)

Scorpion: Yo! Talk to me!!

Quatre: Hi! Is this the man of the house? If not, can I speak to the woman?

Scorpion: Scorp's here.

Quatre: Well, I want to know that you just won 10 million dollars!! So how do you feel, sir?

Scorpion: (laughing) Nice try, but I'm doing the prank calls, and no one gets away with it!! (hangs up)

Quatre: Man, why do I always get the hardest people, and you get the easy ones? Why??!!

Duo: C'mon you baby! It's your first time. They'll start getting easy on you, kay? (takes the phone from Quatre and dials a random.)

Relena: Hello? Relena speaking.

Duo: (thinks to himself) Yes!! (then talks to the phone) Hi. Is this is Relena Peacecraft I'm talking to?

Relena: Yes, why?

Duo: I just want to tell you that Heero is coming to your house, screw you, and kill you.

Relena: What??!!! Who is this ? Is this is some--(Duo hangs up)

Quatre: Something tells me that we're gonna be in trouble.

Meanwhile at the Masaki's house.....

Sasami: Tenchi?

Tenchi: Yeah, Sasami?

Sasami: I think there's something wrong with Mioshi.

Sasami points to Mioshi, who is just standing there like some retarded idiot waiting for someone to get her imformation, but she doesn't know that she's been pranked called.

To Be Continued....




Don't worry, sequal's coming up. Review time!!