Looking for:
Someone who enjoys sweets, doesn't care about messiness or not sleeping, has an I.Q. above 120, and likes tennis. No gender preference.; )
Searching for:
A girl who likes detective work, justice, and tennis. Doesn't mind roommates, or being used and ignored.
Wanted:
Someone with a taste for fun, anime, doesn't care about looks, will support me 100%. Likes the detective L.
Looking for Zelda to my Link:
I'm a gamer, I don't like going outside, like junk food, and I have an interesting, high paying job. Interested?
Looking for girl:
Doesn't mind chocolate in bed, likes guys in the Mafia, dislikes being number 2. Likes androgynous men, and facial scars.
Looking for guy:
Who will care, love, treat me right. Likes Gothic Lolita super-models, Kira, and justice.
Searching for older woman:
Should be at least 50. I'm in good health, enjoy walks along the beach, helicopters, and raising orphans like livestock.
Looking for lady who:
Likes righteous justice, lawyers, deleting people. Dislikes evil, injustice, corruption.
A/N:
In order of their ads, the people were:
L
Raito/Light Yagami
BB
Matt
Mello (Scars are the ultimate sign of manliness!)
Misa
Watari
Mikami.
I know this was stupid, but I was bored. When you start writing sadistic MisaxBB fics, you know you have to take a break. It was creepy. Trust me. Oh yeah, I couldn't actually picture Near doing this, so I didn't make him one.