Third! Still a twilight parody! Cha! Mmmmmhmmm! Laugh it up! Please! You know how so why don't you? And I know you know how to review too!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own twilight! If I did, it would be named sunset NOT twilight
I do not own Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber, the songs poker face, or baby, Save me San Francisco, the band Train, the copyrights to the iPod, or to any other of the previously listed things.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't reada my poooker face
(shes got the one nobody)
p-p-p-p-ookerfaaace
Whoa
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa
oh whoa, whoa, whoa
BABY
BABY
BABY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Like baby, baby, baby NOOOOOOOO
Thought you'd always be mine-iiine
"OMG, lady GAGa?
GAGa me with a spoon!
haha! Get it?
And Justin Beiber?
Wow, he is a baby.
What kind of business does he have singing about break ups, anyway?
Him and Selena Gomez are so gonna be together forever!
Just like me and Edward!
Not to mention, those songs are totally horrible!
So, why are they in my head?"
!
"Well, I guess that's what happened when those songs were in my head during my transformation!
I'm stuck in that stage forever, so I guess those songs will be too!
At least I wasn't on my period!
Now, that would have sucked.
(A/N: REVIEW!)
Ooooo, I could really go for some AB positive right now!
I'll just run to the hospital and grab some then!"
(Scene changes) hospital
"Okay, so whom shall I bite?
I know!
I will just bite the first AB positive I see!
There is an idea that can't go wrong!
'So, yes!', Bella thought as she lunged.
"Wait! That kid has pimples! But… he is an AB positive…
Nope, not worth it."
HEEEY
HEEEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY HEY
Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
That's why I went and let you blow my mind
"Hey! Now that is a good song." Thought Bella-maniac
"Wait! I should listen to the entire Train album!" Again thought Bella as she pulled out her iPod
As save me San Francisco came on, she lunged for a non-pimply AB positive.