FNAF:The New NightGuard

by The True Uchiha Avenger

Will they ever get that guard Mike Schmidt? This was a story I made back in 9th grade. This is only part 1. Part 2 will be created soon

A/N:Hmm...Well i actually have nothing to say except I don't own Five Nights At Freddy's though we should know all this,but whatever.

12:00 a.m

Freddy*taps Bonnie*

Bonnie*not moving*

Freddy*taps Bonnie*

Bonnie*snoring*

Freddy*punches him*

Bonnie:Huh? Wha-? I'm awake!

Freddy*facepalmed*

Bonnie:Oh hey Freddy. Whats with your face? Its turning...red..

Freddy*barely concealed patience*Just wake Chica.

Bonnie:Oh okay. *punches Chica*

Chica:Hey-! That hurt!!

Bonnie:Freddy did tell me to wake you up.

Freddy*facepalm again* Bonnie why are you so retarded!?????

Bonnie*shrugs*

Freddy*Looks at clock* *notices its already 2:00* Alright now-

notices Bonnie and Chica are gone*

Freddy:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

NightGuard(A.k.a Mike Schmdit):Um..no cursing allowed. This is supposed to a childs place of fun you know?

Bonnie*standing by door* I agree.

Mike*closes door* Yeah...but it doesn't mean im letting you in this room.

Freddy*from the stage* Actually its an office!

Mike:Who cares????

Chica:Hi.

Mike*death glare*

Chica:...! *faints in hallway*

Freddy*facepalms* I'll just do this myself.

Mike:Sup Freddy.

Freddy:uh why are you...*notices a rocket launcher in his hands* Shit.

Random Voice:ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!

Freddy:CRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!

tiny explosion* (surprisely)

Bonnie:Boss you okay?

Freddy:Do i look ok you big dumb purple stuffed bunny!???

Bonnie:Um yeah?

Freddy:Get him idiot!

Mike:Hold on i gotta take a shit first,you see i stopped at Taco bell and ate a lot of five layers. I regret that decision right now. But lets continue after im done alright?

Bonnie:Sure

Chica:ok

Freddy:You dumbf-

To be continued..