I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING
but i do own this story an that makes me feel special...
an there is swears...bearley
It all began as a normal day in the smash bros. apartment as in every day the smashers mould wake up and eat they're wild pikachu fresh from the oven. But even the best of days had there down fall, like in one day crazy hand was burning all of there clothes and also throwing shoes around. But today there was a murder at 9:06 am.
"what-a happened i thought i-a heard cheering" asked mario crashing through the kitchen door. "peach was murdered"
said luigi in the most cheerful tone you could ever hear "NOW I'M THE ONLY PRINCESS MWAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHHHHAAAAA" cried zelda starting to strip from her clothes. But just then zelda got a cookie, in the shape of a shoe, thrown at her knocking her unconscious. When ganondorf seen this happen he immediatly started crying fearing that she had died. "well now that thats over we can continue the party of peaches death" shouted the math genius marth "shut up you nerd" yelled ike "fuck you poor kid" snapped marth "but you'd need a penis to do that" said ike. Then jiggaly puff got on stage to sing "your gonna put us to sleep with your terrib...yawn...terrib...ter..." just as everybody was falling asleep the power went out and somebody shit there pants!!!!
to be continued.......an sorry for the bad story im just starting to write storys so i hope i can get better as i go along so please review it