I know that I am lazy but don't judge me. I judge you. Judging is what I do. Every single time. Each time someone resets, it is like saying, "I have more power than all of you!" Some reset because "We have no choice..." And others do it "for fun."

Usually people start the neutral run. Where you do something different and it changes the outcome of the underground. I don't like it but it is better than "the run." I should give you an example but I am just bone-tired. Yea, just because I am talking like I am serious, doesn't mean I won't tell my skelepuns.

Anyways, enough about my funny bones, I guess I will give an example or two. Some runs involve you not befriending everybody or killing a few monsters. Wait, there is a specific one I don't like. Let's see, hmm... oh yeah. When... you... kill... my brother and no one else. The sweet cinnamon bunny just wanted to be happy and you end it all. You are a real sicko when you do that. For what? Just to see what I do and how everyone takes it.

I know some of you enjoy seeing us delicate monsters die. Our souls aren't strong sure, but why test it?

But enough about the neutral run. Let's get on with the pacifist run. No one gets killed and everyone is befriended. Everyone is happy. The barrier breaks and we escape. It feels nice having the sun on us. Monsters and humans get along and all ends well. Heck, Toriel made cinnamon-butterscotch pie. My brother Pa-PIE-rus is very glad to have a pie in the shape of his face.

Something always bugs me though.

You take our happiness away. Hell, even that flower boy says leave us alone. We are free and happy and you take it away when you do a reset.

Haven't you thought about that?

Pff... Of course you have. Some enjoy messing with us monsters. It really rattles my bones. Heh... I am getting tired of talking about happiness. I gave up on being truly happy long time ago.

The puns are cover-ups on that. But enough about my life. Let's talk about one specific run I hate.

The genocide run is when you kill everybody. No monster is spared whatsoever. I mean, no one is spared from the 8 or 9 year old kid. How in the world would a kid get that much power? I was never told since some of my own memories are either hidden or lost. This run is the last run of all of them. I remember fighting the kid again and again. Nobody could have beaten me in the first try. If you, the player, are reading this, don't brag about beating me. How do I know that someone is in control? Well, I was just created to know the facts. Not all of them but enough to know I am in a game.

As I was saying, I am the most difficult monster, besides Undyne. I am pretty sure the author would agree with me.

Yep, the author tried again and again but Undyne the Undying was just too hard to beat. Then she beat her. Man, I thought she would get sick of it and call it quits. I would have if I wasn't powerful. Then after the author beat Mettaton, I was left. Man, I was amazed on how she dodged my first attack. Then she died. Again and again until she called quits.

Then she beat me after what I think is about the 1,000 time. Remember, I stop counting after 11. Too lazy.

I don't want to talk about the author. I want to talk about you... Specifically. I want to say that some of you love the pacifist so much, you didn't play the game again. Others wanted to see what outcomes would happen if you did something differently. Then the genocide people had whatever they had coming after killing me.

Also, the cut and whatever is leaking out of me isn't important. Games don't make sense and so the blood or ketchup or whatever else leaving my body doesn't make sense.

But before I pretend I don't know what's happening, let me ask you something.

Why do you do this?

For fun? Recording for let's plays? Because of a dare?

… of course, think about it for a bit.

You think about it when you are playing Undertale "one more time."