Hey guys. I wanted to cross off a few more pairings on my list before I start NaNoWriMo (see my profile for details), so here we go. Another Zoey 101 one-shot.
Dedicated to Sophie the amazing writer (:!
DramaQueen17: Hey, Chase.
BushyHead: Yo.
DramaQueen17: Yo?
BushyHead: I'm learning to be gangster.
DramaQueen17: You're joking, right?
BushyHead: Um, no?
DramaQueen17: Is Michael there?
BushyHead: Noooo, silly.
DramaQueen17: Tell him to stop giving you sugar.
BushyHead: I'm not on sugar!
DramaQueen17: Chase, tell Michael to stop telling you to lie.
BushyHead: He's not lying.
DramaQueen17: ?
BushyHead: I mean I'm not lying.
DramaQueen17: Right.
BushyHead: So anyway, how're you?
DramaQueen17: You don't want to know.
BushyHead: The brownie I ate a minute ago bets I do.
DramaQueen17: Since when do you like brownies?
BushyHead: Since now?
DramaQueen17: Okay, who are you and what have you done with Chase?
BushyHead: I am Chase!
DramaQueen17: I'm joking around, Chase.
BushyHead: Oh, right. So what do I not want to know?
DramaQueen17: It's about Michael.
BushyHead: I still want to know.
DramaQueen17: You know when I yelled at Lisa last month?
BushyHead: Yeah …
DramaQueen17: And how I was so happy when they broke up I nearly screamed?
BushyHead: You did scream.
DramaQueen17: How do you know?
BushyHead: Zoey told me.
DramaQueen17: Oh, right.
BushyHead: Well?
DramaQueen17: Last year I fell for Michael.
BushyHead: WHAT?
DramaQueen17: Urgh. I. Love. Michael.
BushyHead: Okay…
DramaQueen17: I'm such an idiot.
BushyHead: This would probably be a good time to tell you that this isn't Chase.
DramaQueen17: I think I just died inside.
BushyHead: Lola?
DramaQueen17: Sorry, I'm dying. I'll get back to you.
BushyHead: It's Michael.
DramaQueen17: Now I'm definitely dying.
BushyHead: No, no, don't die!
DramaQueen17: Give me one reason not to die.
BushyHead: Because you haven't heard my reply.
DramaQueen17: Okay, you reject me and then I'll die.
BushyHead: Who ever said I was going to reject you?
DramaQueen17: Can you stop teasing and just reject me?
BushyHead: I'm not teasing!
DramaQueen17: This isn't funny.
BushyHead: I love you too!
DramaQueen17: Are you serious?
BushyHead: As serious as that cookie I ate at lunchtime, promise.
BushyHead: That is 100% serious.
BushyHead: Lola?
BushyHead: Hello?
DramaQueen17: Sorry, I just screamed for three minutes straight.
BushyHead: Oh, was that what I heard?
DramaQueen17: Probably.
BushyHead: So … what now?
DramaQueen17: I'll be right back.
BushyHead: … Okay.
BushyHead: Lola?
BushyHead: Where'd you go?
DramaQueen17: Turn around. (This is Zoey, Lola told me to tell you this).
BushyHead: Huh? What do you mean?
BushyHead: Oh.
Yes, Lola was behind him. (:
So, how much did it suck?