POSITION
Parody of "Shoebox" by Barenaked Ladies
Written by Dereku Ayanami-Yankovic
(I know there is an extra 2 lines per verse, my bad)
The bell on the door, it don't work anymore
The door is unlocked, so I let myself in, now
All her mail is unread, there's bloodstains on her bed
I look all around and I ask myself questions
As I notice some specs, sitting there on her desk
I take a good look and think "Hey, these are my fathers!"
But then I hear a sound, so my head turns around
And think to myself, "I hate to be in this..."
CHORUS ONE
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
So I look ahead, she's completely naked
She's walking towards me, probably to punch my lights out
She is playing it cool, I'm acting such the fool
She's closing in...God, I must avoid all contact
So i stood on my toes, but as I should have known
I lost my balance, everything toppled over
I finish on all fours, she's under me on the floor
I find myself in a comprimising...
CHORUS TWO
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
Oh, fate so cruel, damn you
This ain't how it's supposed to be
I shouldn't really care, but I'm 14, I can't help but stare
I'm in utter shock, she asks if I can get off
Then I realize my left hand's on her breast now
So I got on my feet, trying to beat the heat
'Cause I'm sweating bullets, I'm incredibly nervous
It's torture just to stay sane, I state the reason I came
Or at least try to, I end up stuttering
She's sorta nonchalant, plus she's already gone
I bet you didn't wnat to be in my...
CHORUS
Oh, fate so cruel, damn you
This ain't how it's supposed to be
I shouldn't really care, but I'm 14, I can't help but stare
There-EE-ere-EE-ere...(over and over until the end)
Parody of "Shoebox" by Barenaked Ladies
Written by Dereku Ayanami-Yankovic
(I know there is an extra 2 lines per verse, my bad)
The bell on the door, it don't work anymore
The door is unlocked, so I let myself in, now
All her mail is unread, there's bloodstains on her bed
I look all around and I ask myself questions
As I notice some specs, sitting there on her desk
I take a good look and think "Hey, these are my fathers!"
But then I hear a sound, so my head turns around
And think to myself, "I hate to be in this..."
CHORUS ONE
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
So I look ahead, she's completely naked
She's walking towards me, probably to punch my lights out
She is playing it cool, I'm acting such the fool
She's closing in...God, I must avoid all contact
So i stood on my toes, but as I should have known
I lost my balance, everything toppled over
I finish on all fours, she's under me on the floor
I find myself in a comprimising...
CHORUS TWO
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
Position
Position right there-EE-ere-EE-ere
Oh, fate so cruel, damn you
This ain't how it's supposed to be
I shouldn't really care, but I'm 14, I can't help but stare
I'm in utter shock, she asks if I can get off
Then I realize my left hand's on her breast now
So I got on my feet, trying to beat the heat
'Cause I'm sweating bullets, I'm incredibly nervous
It's torture just to stay sane, I state the reason I came
Or at least try to, I end up stuttering
She's sorta nonchalant, plus she's already gone
I bet you didn't wnat to be in my...
CHORUS
Oh, fate so cruel, damn you
This ain't how it's supposed to be
I shouldn't really care, but I'm 14, I can't help but stare
There-EE-ere-EE-ere...(over and over until the end)