Une: Okay, everyone, listen up! You all are going to meet my date tonight,
and I don't want anything to happen to him!
Wufei: You say that as though something happened to your last date.
Une: You killed Treize!
Quatre: We didn't mean to.
Duo: Yeah, we liked Treize. Treize was sexy!
Une: You shut up! Anyway, I don't want anything to happen to my new date, so be on your best behavior. That means you, Chang!
Wufei: What? What are you insinuating, woman?
Une: Never you mind. Just no swords, okay.
Wufei: (Hugging his sword to him and muttering indistinctly)
Une: And Heero.this date isn't as rich as Treize was, so don't expect to get a gundam built just for you.
Heero: That's okay, I hate Epyon anyway.
Zechs: Why?
Trowa: Is your new date hiring?
Quatre: (shocked) Trowa!
Trowa: Not that kind of hiring!
Duo: Oh my god, you perv!
Une: See! That's what I mean! That's the kind of attitude I don't want him to see! (A knock is heard at the door. Une goes into pacifist/romantic mode.) Everyone, this is Steve.
Steve: Hi. I'm Steve.
Duo: Dude, he's bald!
Steve: Er.
Duo: Wow, I didn't think anyone had a shinier head than Wufei!
Wufei: No! No! My head is the shiniest! This is injustice! (Draws sword) I challenge You!
Une: Wufei! (tackles him and tries to wrestle the sword away)
Zechs: Hey, skinhead, do you have a problem with hair? Huh? Huh?
Steve: Er.no.
Zechs: Are you prejudiced against people with long hair? Huh? Just because I'm paranoid of barber shops means I can't get a twelve pack at the liquor store?! Well?!
Steve: No! Not at all! It's not like that!
Heero: Now, Zechs. Just because he's a skinhead doesn't mean he hates people with long hair. He could very well be a Nazi.
Zechs: Don't the Nazis hate hair, too?
Duo: It's the Jews! Save the Jews!
Steve: I'm Jewish!
Quatre: See, guys? Prejudice and assumptions lead to needless war.
Une: That's my line! (Continues wrestling the sword from Wufei.) If it weren't for this idiot, I could be in pacifist/romantic mode by now!
Trowa: So, Steve are you hiring?
Quatre: Trowa!
Trowa: Aw, come on, Quats. You know I'll come crawling back to you in the morning.
Quatre: Well.if it will keep the peace.
Steve: I'm straight!
Quatre: Oh, so you have a problem with gay people, do you?
Trowa: Now, Quaty.
Duo: Steve?
Steve: Yes?
Duo: Do you have a bomb shelter?
Steve: No.
Duo: Panic room?
Steve: No.I think.
Duo: A broom closet?
Steve: Yeah, I've got one of those.
Duo: Ibuprofen?
Steve: Yep.
Duo: Would you mind if I spent the night at your place?
Steve: Why.
Duo: Hilde. She's after me.
Une: NO, NO, NO! Steve doesn't care about hair, he's not a nazi, he doesn't hate gays, and he's not insane! Duo, you cannot shove your problems on him! Trowa, you cannot sleep with him! And if you don't give me that sword right now, Wufei, I'm gonna eat you all with a spork!
Steve: I'm outta here. I'm sorry, Anne, but you are just scary.
Wufei: You say that as though something happened to your last date.
Une: You killed Treize!
Quatre: We didn't mean to.
Duo: Yeah, we liked Treize. Treize was sexy!
Une: You shut up! Anyway, I don't want anything to happen to my new date, so be on your best behavior. That means you, Chang!
Wufei: What? What are you insinuating, woman?
Une: Never you mind. Just no swords, okay.
Wufei: (Hugging his sword to him and muttering indistinctly)
Une: And Heero.this date isn't as rich as Treize was, so don't expect to get a gundam built just for you.
Heero: That's okay, I hate Epyon anyway.
Zechs: Why?
Trowa: Is your new date hiring?
Quatre: (shocked) Trowa!
Trowa: Not that kind of hiring!
Duo: Oh my god, you perv!
Une: See! That's what I mean! That's the kind of attitude I don't want him to see! (A knock is heard at the door. Une goes into pacifist/romantic mode.) Everyone, this is Steve.
Steve: Hi. I'm Steve.
Duo: Dude, he's bald!
Steve: Er.
Duo: Wow, I didn't think anyone had a shinier head than Wufei!
Wufei: No! No! My head is the shiniest! This is injustice! (Draws sword) I challenge You!
Une: Wufei! (tackles him and tries to wrestle the sword away)
Zechs: Hey, skinhead, do you have a problem with hair? Huh? Huh?
Steve: Er.no.
Zechs: Are you prejudiced against people with long hair? Huh? Just because I'm paranoid of barber shops means I can't get a twelve pack at the liquor store?! Well?!
Steve: No! Not at all! It's not like that!
Heero: Now, Zechs. Just because he's a skinhead doesn't mean he hates people with long hair. He could very well be a Nazi.
Zechs: Don't the Nazis hate hair, too?
Duo: It's the Jews! Save the Jews!
Steve: I'm Jewish!
Quatre: See, guys? Prejudice and assumptions lead to needless war.
Une: That's my line! (Continues wrestling the sword from Wufei.) If it weren't for this idiot, I could be in pacifist/romantic mode by now!
Trowa: So, Steve are you hiring?
Quatre: Trowa!
Trowa: Aw, come on, Quats. You know I'll come crawling back to you in the morning.
Quatre: Well.if it will keep the peace.
Steve: I'm straight!
Quatre: Oh, so you have a problem with gay people, do you?
Trowa: Now, Quaty.
Duo: Steve?
Steve: Yes?
Duo: Do you have a bomb shelter?
Steve: No.
Duo: Panic room?
Steve: No.I think.
Duo: A broom closet?
Steve: Yeah, I've got one of those.
Duo: Ibuprofen?
Steve: Yep.
Duo: Would you mind if I spent the night at your place?
Steve: Why.
Duo: Hilde. She's after me.
Une: NO, NO, NO! Steve doesn't care about hair, he's not a nazi, he doesn't hate gays, and he's not insane! Duo, you cannot shove your problems on him! Trowa, you cannot sleep with him! And if you don't give me that sword right now, Wufei, I'm gonna eat you all with a spork!
Steve: I'm outta here. I'm sorry, Anne, but you are just scary.