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peter parker
woke up at 9 am on a Thursday morning. peter drowsily turned over eyes skimming his science books; and posters, laying about. but when he saw the time he fell out of his bed scramming to get out the door. running down the stairs and hastily saying bye to aunt may on the way. he skateboarded to school as quick as possible.
but before he got there he heard a faint ringing in his pocket. his avengers card, they needed him.
spider man had been a back-up, for the avengers for about three months now. they only called him in when there was no one left. I wonder what they could possibly want.
spider-man quickly changed and flew in the window of stark tower. only to see they were curiously, sitting around an oval table.
"okay wheres merlin did I miss the party AGAIN!" exclaimed spidey.
tony stared at him, "yeah whatever webs this was NOT my idea."
"It was mine," spidey jumped when nick fury appeared in the room. "we are here because the avengers is a group of..."
wait wait, spidey interrupted. "did anyone ellse know he was here?" he got a return of blank faces. it was at that point he noticed that almost all the avengers were there, which was very uncommon.
"Spiderman" spoke fury impatiently.
"we are here because of j jonah jamerson."
"he started it."
"no" continued fury. "because he has pressed counserning matters that make the people feel unsafe such as having a menace run a muck so the only conclusion. for the publics fear of safety to be diminished is to have you join the avengers initiative."
"wait don't you mean to say, a so called menace."
again blank stares in return, spidey sighed. "I knew I should of taken out triple j when I had the chance. well anyway not that being an avenger wouldent be the most coolest thing ever, why should I?" bemused spidey.
"because" fury began in a low menacing growl "if you don't we will have to contain you."
spidey looked sceptical "you would still have to catch me" he instantly resented the comment after saying it, when furys face started to burn his skin.
"okay okay, geez fury your gonna start a fire were do I sighn."
fury lead him to a room in stark tower something about no clearance to go on the hellicarrier. he sat spidey in front of a tall pile of paperwork; to go through, and sighn. spiderman gulped at the sight of it "cant we just shake hands or something?' fury left the room.
knowing full well that anything he signed would be eligale with him being 16 he signed away.
three and a half hours later spiderman was finished. he got up to find fury standing right outside the door to the effect that spidey walked into him. spidey looked up due to the fact he wasn't ecactly considered a big guy.
"so now what do we kiss or something like a crossroads deal?"
fury raised an eyebrow at the strange kid "how old are you anyway? you signed pretty quickly."
peter didn't know how to answer so he just used he's last resort. " your mother." spidey then of course abruptly facepalmes.
fury at his wits end just leads Spiderman back into to avengers now consists of fewer members about.
nick began his rant or speech about hero responsibility blah, blah, blah, something about he's mother being a lovely woman. at the point spidey just stopped listening. and then the director left with the words and im sure your new team can show you to were your be staying.
(WAIT WHAT WERE ILL BE STAYING.)
"oh shit"