"Impossible" by Uchiha-Griffin
Disclaimer: Ok, for the billionth time, I don't own Naruto and never will, nor do I own any songs mentioned. But I wish I could own Gaara-sama each and every day!
BTW- Fan club president modeled after Komaki from Gentlemen's Alliance Cross.
Summary: (Gaasaku) Gaara couldn't be happier to have a new assistant. There are important Kakzekage duties to take care of! Yes, very important…
DEDICATION!! : Kay-Kay-chan, this one's for YOU! Happy belated birthday, my friend! HEY OH!
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Gaara sat his desk, staring off into space, obviously very busy with… important Kazekage stuff.
There was a gentle knock at the door to the office. Gaara sighed, unhappy of being pulled away from his daydreams.
"Come in." he said, sounding just as bored as he was. Temari entered the office, smiling at her brother.
"Hey, Gaa-chan!" Temari said. She was carrying a large stack of papers. Presumably missions to give out. Yay.
"I told you not to call me that." he said, giving his big sister a demon glare. "Oh, sorry. How about Gaa-chan-Kazekage-sama? Is that better?"
Gaara just grunted. "Do as you please."
Temari smiled wider. "Okay, Gaa-Chan-Kazekage-Sama. Here are today's missions. Oh, and I have good news! You know how you said you wanted an assistant?!"
"I said nothing of the sort." Gaara mumbled, resting his chin in a hand and scowling, since there was noting better to do.
"Oh. Well Kanky-chan said you did. And he even suggested someone. Sakura Haruno from the leaf! You know, that one girl with the pink hair?"
Gaara raised an eyebrow. That chick?
"Oh? Her. Yes… I think I remember her. The one who fought with Chiyo, correct?" Gaara asked.
Temari smiled again. "Don't think your Onee-chan doesn't know. You're absolutely crazy for Sakura-san! Kanky-chan even verified for me. It appears you might have revealed a secret or two to him during one of your… what do you call it? 'Manly Secret Sharing' sessions?"
A momentary blush graced Gaara's face. "I only told him that I thought her eyes were pretty!"
"AWW!!! Gaa-Chan-Kazekage-sama! You're soooo cute when you blush!" Temari squealed.
"Leave." Was all Gaara said, and pointed to the door, using a hand to cover his face so his blush wouldn't show.
Temari giggled again, placed the stack of papers on Gaara's desk and left the room saying, "As you wish, honorable Gaa-Chan-Kazekage-Sama."
Gaara sighed once more and continued to stare out the window. He suddenly heard quiet "Kyaa!!" s coming from above him. He peered curiously to the ceiling above. There was just an air vent…
Suddenly three of the metal panels fell, leaving about 9 girls sprawled on the floor and his desk. He stared at them in shock, his aquamarine eyes wide.
"I… um… we…" All the girls were standing up and dusting themselves off, blushing uncontrollably.
One of them stepped forward, and the other girls rearranged themselves behind her. The girl had long black hair and was wearing a light blue shirt with black below-the-knee pants. She had her headband bandana-style around her head. She was wearing a pin with… his face on it.
He stared at them, confused.
"Girls, it looks like we've been caught." The girl with black hair said, disappointed. "Kazekage-sama… we are…."
Suddenly the girls were in assorted poses behind the girl.
"THE GAARA-SAMA FAN CLUB!!!" they all yelled together, and sparkles and pink aura appeared out of nowhere.
"AND I AM PRESIDENT OF THE FANCLUB, MAORA SENDO!" The black haired girl called out, striking a pose while behind her, a blue background sparkled and, from an unseen source, wind blew her hair.
The girls held the pose, expecting some kind of feedback from their beloved Kazekage.
Maora looked over towards the desk. "WHAT THE…?! THE KAZEKAGE IS GONE!!" she screamed.
"What?! But where did he go?!" the Vice President, Yuki Kiryu screeched (A/N: YUKI AND ZERO FOREVER!).
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Gaara snuck out of the room and was walking the halls of the Kazekage building.
He'd seen that bit before… there were at least thirty "KAZEKAGE-SAMA!!!" Fan clubs in Suna, and in a lot of other villages as well.
While he was being stealthy and trying to avoid everyone possible, he passed by Kankuro. "HEEEYYY!!! Little Broth…" Gaara cut him off. "You are receiving a death note. Count on it."
"WHAT?! But I helped you, didn't I?! I helped you snag the love of your li…" Gaara cut him off again. "Sure, Kanky-chan. Whatever you say."
"Aww, Gaa-chan, that's cold." Kankuro complained. Gaara smiled to himself and kept walking. Kankuro smiled too, and turned to keep walking
"Crazy kid." he said to himself.
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"Hmm…is this the place?" Sakura mumbled to herself. She looked up at the tall building. The character that was on the Kazekage hat was on the building, so…
She stood up straighter and marched into the building. Temari was standing in the main room, talking to a Suna Jonin.
She glanced over and saw Sakura. She immediately stopped talking to the man and ran to Sakura.
"Sakura-san! How was your journey?" Temari asked, smiling at her pleasantly.
"Very good, thank you! But please, just call me Sakura. -San sounds so formal, or like we've never met before!" She answered, smiling back.
Temari nodded. "Ok, Sakura! Here. I'll show you to your room and fill you in on everything you'll need to know for the next six months."
Sakura nodded, following Temari. A half year of working for the sullen Kazekage. What a thrill fest.
Temari led Sakura up two flights of stairs, around five corners, and pointed out important doors along the way.
"That's my room, come to me anytime you need… any girl advice or something." She explained, pointing to a door painted royal purple.
A little ways down the hallway, there was a closed black door. When they walked up to it, they were nearly pushed over from the loud music pulsing from the room.
"SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR! SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE! SMACK THAT TILL YOU GET SORE! SMACK THAT, OH OH OH OH OH!!" A loud voice sang along to the song that was already way too loud.
"KANKURO TURN IT TO SOMETHING MORE PLEASANT!" Temari screamed at the top of her lugs. The music paused for a second. Then another song began:
"I WANT TO BE FAITHFUL, BUT I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR!" Kankuro sang.
"KANKURO!!!" Temari screamed again. Sakura giggled. She loved that song.
It paused again and Kankuro said, "Geez, what's your damage, woman?"
Then the speakers blasted: "LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS BABE, UH-HUH!"
"Ugh, I'm not going to win. C'mon Sakura." Temari led the pink-haired kunoichi away from the door. A few seconds later, Kankuro peaked around the door.
Seeing them walk away, he grinned. 'Smack That' began again.
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In a dark corner, in the interior of the building, at the end of the hallway, away from many of the other doors, except for one right across the way, there was a rust-red door.
"This…." Temari said, pointing to the red door, "Is Gaa-chan's room."
"Your room," she continued, pointing to the door across the hall, "Is here." She opened the door.
"Wow! Are you sure that this is MY room? It's huge!" Sakura gasped.
There was a huge sliding-glass door that lead to a veranda with great views of the city. There was a large bed with plush black sheets. "It gets cold at night," Temari explained. There was a dresser and a floor length mirror, as well as a door to a bathroom. There were red roses on the bedside table and an alarm clock, plus an iPod speaker system. All of Sakura's bags were at the foot of the bed, along with a box or two.
"I'll leave you to get settled. But there's just two more things to say… See this?" she pointed to a small box on the wall by the door.
"It's an intercom system. If you press the purple button, you'll connect to my room. Black, Kankuro, and Red, Gaa-chan. Green connects you to the kitchen downstairs. Yellow is for the Kazekage office." Temari explained. Sakura nodded.
"Lastly. Here's a few papers you should look over before you start tomorrow." She handed Sakura a file folder with about twenty papers in it.
"A few?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. Temari laughed. "I'll leave now. Be in the Kazekage office by six o'clock AM tomorrow!"
Sakura nodded cheerfully as Temari left. "You can count on me!" she said.
A minute or two after Temari left, Sakura ran over to her backpack and fished her iPod out of it and plugged it into the speaker system, turning it up to a little over halfway, selecting her current favorite song.
"Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands, mah-mah-mah- can't keep my hands out the cookie jar!!"
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END of chapter one. Gaasaku will come next chapter. Btw, I love the song "Cookie Jar" by the Gym Class Heroes. It's my favorite song right now J
BTW my friends wont let me continue this story till I finish Mission: Bloodshed, so hang tight!
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