DISCLAIMER:
Right off the bat I can tell that many of you might not like me for this. I'm aware how uninteresting and stupid this story can be. I don't even know if any of you guys will even like it. This is going to sound shitty buuuuuuut I'm not exactly doing this with the intent that it's going to be revered as something great (i.e. I'm not exactly doing it for you guys? Sorry?). It's something I want to share, but I've got zero expectations. The premise is just a writing exercise for me. I haven't been writing as much as I want to, plus I've been writing more comic scripts than prose these days. So hopefully writing for potential readers who will either criticize or compliment me might make me put more effort in than if I was just writing it for no one to read.
The stars were out, but not the way they normally are. With the seemingly limitless amount of stars in the sky it was impossible to tell the difference unless you were the one who caused it. Unless you happened to be out n about the Rock Hill at midnight. At the peak of the hill a sea of stars came together, and slowly dripped it's way down. As they grew closer they took the form of a dragon who was not to pleased at the costumed crusader waiting for him.
"Secret Squirrel Man, you have been ordered to die." Aurelian Sol stretched his long serpent body to surround a man who wields a picnic basket.
"I'm aware." The Secret Squirrel Man proceeded to sit down and open his basket. "Can I ask you a question first?"
"I've got no time for this." he sneered.
"Really? You gonna do me like that? Can't honor a mans last wish, just gonna go straight to the killin?" The Squirrel Man began to munch the sandwich he pulled from his picnic basket. During his munching he would shake his head right before taking another bite.
Aurelian Sol thought for a moment. "Fine. It's not like your existence really means much anyway."
"Thanks breh." He held up his index finger in front of his face. It stayed in front of his face until the sandwich was done. After appreciating the meal with a stomach rub and some head bobs his finger moved up. "I take it you know a lot about stars since you're made out of some. Now I never got to really know these constellations. Like...I know the dippers n all, but can you tell me what that one is?"
Sol looked up for a split second. "That's Sagitarius."
"Nah no not that one. You're pointin at the one with all those stems right?"
"Yeah."
"Nah that aint' the one I'm talkin about. I'm talkin about that one."
"Libra?"
"Really? I thought you called that one Deez."
The words were finally spoken. Aurelian Sol locked eyes with his vanquisher moments before a giant acorn made out of meteorites crashed down onto him.