Gah, another one-shot from me. I should probably just put these bitches into one fic... oh well. It's short but I hope you enjoy it.


Orihime dug through her too-small purse, randomly throwing items out on the restaurant table to make more room for her search.

"Really," Tatsuki said, "I can pay. All we got is coffee."

Orihime paused and looked up at her friend, grinning. "No it's okay! Grimmjow gave me twenty dollars yesterday!"

I wonder what for... Tatsuki wondered to herself. She studied the table as Orihime went back to looking for money. Something cylinder shaped and black caught her eye. 'killer spray' it said. She gasped and snatched it up, looking at Orihime. "Pepper spray?! Is that another thing Grimmjow gave you?!?!"

She nodded. "Yeah, he tried to give me a gun, but-"

Tatsuki slammed her hand on the table, leaning over it. "A GUN?! WHAT WOULD YOU NEED A GUN FOR?!"

The girl cringed in fear at her ally's outburst. She noticed there were a number of customers staring at them by now. "It's fine, Tatsuki!" She said. "Grimm-Kun is just worried about my coworker because he's a guy and all-"

"WHO?!"

"His name is Ichigo."

Tatsuki sneered and slammed her fist into her hand. "I swear, if that man touches you I'll kill him!"

Orihime sighed and looked away. "I don't know why you two are so worried about it... he's gay."