Arby gets bored

*Hey Guys Hers My second fanfic this ones for all the Arbiter Fans out there! *

*Also Sorry but this one's going to be pretty short so I apologize plus I've been writing these in school*

*Remember I like criticism! *I don't own Halo or any of the characters... or lines taken from the Red Vs. Blue series.

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Cairo Station, after the end of Halo 3

Arbiter is sitting in one of the human bunkrooms, shooting a plasma pistol at the wall in boredom.

Shipmaster pokes his head through the door: "Hey Arbiter, want to go get the human food jelly beans... What the hell are doing?"

"Oh, just sitting here bored," Arbiter replies glumly.

"Why not find that female Spartan you are always chasing?"

"Every time I come near her she starts shooting at me with an assault rifle!" Arbiter replies, exasperated.

"What did you do to annoy the female my friend?" Asked the shipmaster.

"I do not know. All I did was say hello," Arbiter states, perplexed.

"How did you say hello did you try to kiss her or something?" Shipmaster asked .

"NO," Arbiter replies quickly, "All I did was walk up and say 'hello' to her. It's not like I tried to punch her or anything."

"You hit her awhile back didn't you?" The Shipmaster asks, exasperatedly.

"Maybe, but I was drunk. I can't help what I do when I'm drunk," Arbiter shot back.

"I'm also going to guess you tried to grab her chest," Shipmaster said with amusement.

"Yes, but I WAS DRUNK!" Arbiter yelled.

"Why don't I come with you to talk to her?" Shipmaster asked.

"Oh great, then she can shoot at us both," Arbiter replied sarcastically .

"You know, for the guy who's supposed to be the great hero of our race, you sure are a whiny crybaby," Shipmaster joked.

"WHAT! I AM NOT A CRYBABY!" screamed Arbiter.

"Oh yeah? Prove it. Ask the spartan on a date. If you can't do that, then you're one lousy Arbiter," stated the Shipmaster.

"You're on, you dirty shisno," exclaimed Arbiter.

"What are the stakes?" asked Shipmaster.

"The wha?" questioned Arbiter.

"Stakes. You know, if I win what do I get, or if you win what do you get," Shipmaster explained.

"Ah. If I win, you have to run through the Cairo either naked or in bright pink armor!" Arbiter exclaimed.

"And if I win, you have to buy me jelly beans until one of us dies!" Shipmater said

"DEAL!" They both screamed.

"Alright, lets go." And with that, they left.