Inspired by The Queen's Men by TaylaNovak.
Canon is a lie. I change things and play with things to get the results I want. This fic contains ridiculous amounts of polyamory (ships listed below) and should not be taken seriously at all. This isn't crackfic, but it is shamelessly self-indulgent bullshit that I wrote for my own pleasure and decided to post because why not.
AO3 tags: Alternate Universe, Shameless Self-Indulgence, canon is a lie, Polyamory, so fucking much polyamory, monogamy is a lie, literally everyone/everyone - Freeform, the entire Enchanted Forest is a polycule, except Snow, villain Snow White, anti Snow White, Everyone lives, Canon-Typical Non-Con, Tarot
Pairs:
David/Regina
Robin/Regina
Jefferson/Regina
Daniel/Regina
Maleficent/Regina
Emma/Regina
Gold/Regina
Graham/Regina
James/Regina
Ruby/Regina
David/Belle
Gold/Belle
Ruby/Belle
Killian/Emma
Neal/Emma
Killian/Abigail
James/Zelena
Graham/Zelena
David/Killian
Trios:
Jefferson/Robin/Regina
David/James/Regina (no incest)
David/Daniel/Regina
David/Killian/Regina
Killian/Emma/Regina
Ruby/Belle/Regina
Ruby/Emma/Regina
Quads:
David/Regina/Belle/Gold
David/Killian/Jefferson/Regina
