Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Twenty-second story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-one in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, and Thanksgiving interview. They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim but I do own the newest characters in here. Enjoy.
When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet
Setting 1 Dib's house
The package delivery guy from Dark Harvest walks up to Dib's house with a package in his hand. He rings the door bell and Dib answers it. The package delivery guy looks at his delivery list.
-Delivery Guy- I'm looking for a mister Dib.
-Dib- That's me.
-Delivery Guy- Sign here, please. (Dib signs the signing sheet and gave it back to the package delivery guy) Thanks and enjoy your package.(he gives Dib the package and leaves. Dib takes his package into his living room and sits on his couch. Gaz is already there and she is playing her Game Slave 2 and the TV is on.)
-Dib- (he opens the package) Look Gaz my spy cameras finally arrived I ordered them from the back of crop circles magazine.
-Gaz- At least you didn't have them delivered to Skool for once.
-Dib- (He takes out the suitcase that was in the package and finds all kinds of spy cameras in it the suitcase has the title Spy Cameras on the front of it buy the way.) This is so great. Look at all these cool spy cameras that they've got in here Gaz. They've got one that's disguised as a sandwich, a bird, a squirrel. a video game instruction manual, and they've even got one that can turn invisible.
-Gaz- And I care why?
-Dib- Don't you see Gaz now that these spy cameras have finally arrived I can plant any one of them inside or outside Zim's house and he would never know. I'd better go get ready. (he runs up to his room)
-Gaz- I still don't care. (she goes back to her game and a commercial comes on the TV)
-Commercial- The Vampire Piggys are back and this time they're back by the assume ness of the new Game Slave 3 machine version. Are you still playing your old lame Game Slave 2 hand held version? Why what's wrong with you. Have we affined you in some way? This new game is only available at your locale arcade until the hand held version comes out in December. Lines are forming now.
-Gaz- (her eyes are wide open she turns off her game and puts it in her pocket and puts her black jacket on and grabs a bat)
-Professor Membrane- Wait where are you going so early in the morning?
-Gaz- To the arcade Game Slave 3 machine version is already out and I must play.
-Professor Membrane- Alright have fun just one thing take your brother with you. It can be dangerous out their.
-Gaz- That's what the bat for. (a robot hand claw thing grabs the bat) Aw!
-Dib- (he arrives in the room with his stealth suit on not hearing any of the conversation) Well I'll see you guys later I have to go plant one of my new spy cameras inside or outside Zim's house so that I can discover his next evil plan.
- Professor Membrane- Wait son didn't you just hear me. I need you to take your little sister to the arcade.
-Dib- But Dad I've been waiting all week for my spy cameras to arrive Gaz can wait to play her stupid game. I mean this is the fate of all man kind that we're talking about.
-Professor Membrane- Son video games promote hand eye coordination and turn kids into better human beings
-Dib- But Dad , I can't go with Gaz to arcade, I have to-hey, does this
conversation seem familiar?
-Professor Membrane- I don't know what you're talking about son I just need you to take you sister to the arcade and forget about your pair of science for now.
-Dib- Fine but I'm still taking my stealth suit and spy cameras with me so that I can plant a camera inside or outside Zim's house later.
-Professor Membrane- Of course you are son of course you are. (so Dib takes off the suit and reluctantly takes Gaz to the arcade.)
Setting 2 The Arcade
Dib and Gaz arrive at the arcade which has go throw some changes it is now mall size since it has gotten so many new games and become so popular. When they arrive they find a huge line for the vampire piggy game it is so huge that is goes out of the arcade. Gaz and Dib are both very angry. But unlike her brother Gaz just takes out her game and begins to play. Dib on the other hand being him expresses his anger.
-Dib- This is just great Gaz I can't believe Dad made me take you to the arcade. I mean you're old enough now to go on your own. I should be out planting my new spy cameras inside or outside Zim's house. I mean I just know that he's up to something new and evil. Because even though I was able to stop his last evil plan a couple of weeks ago and, I've got the bourses I got from fighting with Amethyst, Zim, and Amethyst's actually smart robot cat thingy to prove it. And I still have a taco stain on my jacket from the taco that Zim's weird robot dog thingy had. Why Zim keeps him around I'll never know. Any way Gaz Zim's evil plan was to sneak into an army base camp using his weird moose thingy's programming, that I thought that I had already gotten rid of, to get pasted the security so he could set off these missals to cause all sorts of destruction and mayhem, but luckily for the Earth I was able to stop him. And of course Zim was mad, which is the way it should be, but just recently he's been acting not as mad at all. Which is so not like him Gaz, I mean he usually holds a grudge a lot longer then that. So I just know that's he's up to something new and evil. That's why I order these spy cameras in the first place Gaz. But now when I finally get them I can't use them because I have to wait in line with you so that you can play some stupid game. This is insane.
-Gaz- Quit Dib I don't like it any more then you do but as long as you're here you may as well make yourself useful by shutting up.
-Dib- (he begins to tap his foot in anoyence and then he hears a high pitch We-who coming form inside the arcade) What was that? (he runs into the arcade throw the only doors that was not filled with people waiting to play the vampire piggy game. When he gets inside he sees all sort of people in the arcade but the two people that he is most interested in is the two characters that are by the piggy wonderland fun fest 3 game. And they are Gir in his little brother outfit playing like a maniac and Kierra in her cat suit trying to ignore her fellow S.I.R. unit stupidity.)
-Gir- We-Who look Kierra buddy now the piggys are frolicking through a wonderland of fun yeah.
-Kierra- I'm not going to look at your stupid game Gir. Why does my master allow you to play these stupid things. They're going to rot your already malfunctioning brain. I mean meow. Oh why do I bother?
-Gir- We-Who look Kierra buddy now the piggys are kissing.
-Kierra- (she groans)
-Dib- Wait a minute if Zim and Amethyst's weird robot thingys are here that means that either Zim or Amethyst or both are here and they're probably up to something evil. (then he hears a familiar evil laugh) I new it I'll get you space monsters you won't get away with whatever it is you're up to.(he runs to where the sound of the laughter was coming from. It was coming from the middle of this big crowd that was crowded around the Dance Dance Revolution Game. He pushes through the crowed to find Amethyst laughing at another one of her victory against a poor teenage boy that is crying. There is also another human girl there that look familiar to Dib and also Gaz's age.)
-Amethyst- Ha-ha I beat you pathetic Barry human. Paige (she snaps her finger at the human girl) how many wins is that?
-Paige- (allow me to describe Paige. She looks a lot like that character from Zim's Skool that had green pig tail bun hair although Paige has big black glasses on and pink hair with black pony tail holder things in her hair. She also has a black and white checkered shirt on. A belt and some blue jeans and black shoes on as well. And on each of her checks she has smiley face freckles. When I say that I mean she has two freckles at the top and one at the bottom of her check so it looks like a smiley face in a way. She also has a planing calculator thing that she stared typing in right after Amethyst said her lines) 999 Amethyst you've almost broke the record but maybe you should take a break. I mean what if you loose the next round.
-Amethyst- A Paige remind me again why I put up with you?
-Paige- A you said that "I was the perfect filthy inferior human worm baby to manipulate because I'm smart but not too smart." And you also said "that you like the fact that I am good at dealing with another filthy inferior humans when you did not want to"
-Amethyst- Yes and notice how you neglected to mention that I actually value your opium. In other words I don't so do not state it to me.
-Paige- Wow Amethyst I think that you need to stop hanging around your older brother you're starting to act like him.
-Amethyst- You make that sound like it's a bad thing. Any way Paige who's my next opponent?
-Paige- Jwan Chan he comes to us from Japan.
-Amethyst- That's a stupid name.
-Jwan- Hey don't make fun of my name freaky green chick my dad's company invented this game which mean that you're going down.
-Amethyst- We'll see about that pathetic Jwan human. (they play and Amethyst wins and she does not even use her super speed) Ha-ha I beat you pathetic Jwan human. Paige how many wins is that?
-Paige- 1,000 Amethyst you broke the record.
-Amethyst- As if there was ever any doubt. Well be gone with you filthy humans me and my human acquaintance have better things to do then deal with the likes of you. (the humans go back to what they where doing. Some consult poor Jwan who is crying. While Dib follow Amethyst and Paige as they head over to the air hokey game and begin to play) Well Paige I believe that you owa me an apology. I mean you said that "I would not win the next round" and I did.
-Paige- I'm sorry Amethyst I just thought that since that record is unbreakable. I thought that you would not be able to break it without taking a break at least.
-Amethyst- Well next time don't assume that I can't do any thing I set my mind to or do I need to replace you with another filthy human?
-Paige- Oh please don't do that Amethyst you're the only friend I've got.
-Amethyst- Ahem
-Paige- I mean acquaintance. I remember when we first met...
That's right fanfiction people I invaderzimfannumber1 am going to make you guys wait for the next chapter. This is my evil plan Mahahhaha!!! Consider this pay back to all you other fanfiction people out there who have great episode of Invader Zim yet you make me wait for your updates. But don't worry I'm not going to make you wait that long in fact I plan to update on Saturday and I do have another song fanfiction in mind that I will be releasing later on tonight I hope you all enjoy it until then send me plenty of review and be on the look out for my next chapter Flash Back of Acquaintanceship coming soon to a computor near you until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!
Thanks JoeMerl again!