Just some context here so my friend made a backup character because my friends forget their character sheets a lot, and surprise surprise he forgot his character sheet but I have the backups. So this is the story of Akuri Blu Master of being horrible at Flirting and Fighting.

"Well almost everyone is unconscious." Ekxes said.

"Really? Couldn't tell!." said Neorock the Half-Orc Barbarian who was currently dragging everybody.

"Yeah I- WHAT THE HELL!" exclaimed Ekxes at dead town guards, bodyguards, and a Bearded Devil with a Dragoborn and Gnome that are familiar but two others that were not a Shadar-Kai and what looked like an angelic human male with… no shirt on?

"Ello! I'm Ashok slayer of that thing." said the Shadar-Kai gesturing at the dead devil.\

" Hi." said Ekxes cautiously.

"Sorry that's Ashok and I'm Alavor. Let me help you out." said the… human? Walking over to two of the unconscious people, Borgard and Vapor he touched them and bagean to glow and they coughed and woke up.

"Wha- what happened? Said Borgard.

" You almost died!" said Neorock cheerfully. Out of nowhere a man came up to them and said.

"Hello give me everything you own and I might not kill you." Wordlessly Ekxes held his pistol up to the man's head.

"Tough crowd." he grumbled. Then he started looking through the bodies of the dead people. As he did that a woman came up.

"Hey Ekxes." she said. He nodded to her in acknowledgment.

"Uhhh hello milady doth thou cometh hereth often… eth?." She looked at him looked back at Ekxes and slapped Akuri.

" Oweth miladyeth Ieth haveth doth nothingeth wrongeth toeth youeth." he protested. She drew her crossbow and Akuri was looking down the shaft of the arrow.

" Alright! Alright! I'll stop! He exclaimed. With deadly accuracy she threw a bottle at the Kenku Foghorn and woke him up.

"Let's go." said Ekxes.

"Allow me to accompany you." said Akuri.

"I don't care just don't try anything." said Ekxes.

(After that happened Ashok and Alavor left Lance who was Akuri's other character left along with Methus the Gnome and Vapor Lizardfolk who was also unconscious and the girl's name was Dorian who was Ekxes' companion.)

Later that day…

"Let's split up, find a good campsite. Neorock with me, Foghorn and Delta you're together Dorian go with them, Borgard with Akuri." Ekxes told them. As Borgard and AKuri left they came upon a bush and Akuri decided to try and impress Borgard with a Fire Bolt and set it on fire immediately killing the Awakened Shrub.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! Screamed a dryad storming over.

" Ah milady would you like to accompany me to a relationship of wonders!?" Akuri asked her.

"NO! YOU KILLED BOMBO!" and proceeded to slap him. Now Borgard is watching all of this unfold and asks her,

" Do you want some help?"

"Yes I would." she told him. With that he took out his table leg and proceeded to hit Akuri over the head. When the dryad had gotten enough revenge she gave Borgard a peck on the cheek and disappeared into green mist. When they got back to camp Neorock took the first watch and then promptly fell asleep. Then Borgard took the second watch and then fell asleep. When it was Ekxes' turn he saw Borgard asleep and slapped him awake.

" OW why wo-!" before Borgard could finish that sentence a rumbling came from the ground and woke up Akuri and Neorock. As they woke up four gricks erupted up from the ground and roared. Akuri being the "brave" man he was cast Fire Bolt at the nearest one and as it hit it screeched and the "momma bear" of them dove it's beak into Akuri's back all the while choking him from behind throwing his upper body up and devouring him. Delta, Dorian, and Foghorn were sprayed with intestines and blood of Akuri and saw his lower body fall to the ground.

" Good riddance." muttered Ekxes. As he got ready.

A/N So yeah that was the Life and Death of Akuri Blu this is a running campaign so I will bring every death into this so have fun!