Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the next 99 songs.

Song: I Wanna Love You - Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg

Performed by: Team 7.

Pairing: NarxSakxSas

"Hey Sasuke, what say we go down to this new bar?"

Naruto and Sasuke were walking down the street, in the middle of the night, nothing to do. They'd already passed and ate at Ichiraku's so they weren't hungry. They passed a bar with flashing neon signs that said: "Grand Opening!" "Strippers!" "Booze!" Naruto popped the question when they passed it.

Sasuke blinked at it. "We're going to spend Friday night at a strip club."

Naruto grinned. "Uh, yeah! Plus, look! Free booze!"

Sasuke looked closely. Sure enough, in fine print, there were the two best words any man would tear up at: 'All free'.

"…Let's go in."

Meanwhile inside, Sakura was struggling to pull on her fishnet stockings. "Oh, why did I take up on this job?" She asked herself. Inner Sakura answered her.

"We needed money, dammit!"

"Is this the only way?"

"Apparently. Now hurry up and put on those stockings."

"Fine…"

When she walked out and prepare to perform lucrative stunts, her mouth dropped open. She thought she saw a spiked up-blond guy, his back to her. She froze but until the guy turned around, she backed up into the changing room. "Oh crap. It's Naruto!"

Naruto returned to Sasuke with their drinks. When he turned around, he saw a beautiful girl slinking backward nervously. Her hair was pink…

"Hey Sasuke."

"Hmm?" He took a glass from Naruto.

"One of those strippers looks really familiar."

"So describe her."

"Well, she had pink hair-"

Sasuke interrupted Naruto by spitting out his mouthful of sake. He turned to look at Naruto. After all these years since they were Genin, Naruto's stupidity never failed to amaze him. "You idiot! That's Sakura!"

Naruto looked equally shocked. "Are you serious?!"

"Do we know any other pink-haired girls in Konoha?"

The lights dimmed. Music started to play. Sasuke searched for Sakura. And sure enough, there was the pink-haired kunoichi, swaying her hips seductively in time with the music.

Convict…Music…And you know we up front

I see you windin' and grindin' up on the floor

I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know

I wanna love you, you already know

I wanna love you, you already know

Sasuke looked over at Naruto and wasn't surprised to see him drooling. Seeing Sakura moving like that was just disgraceful, disgusting and… kind of sexy. He felt his face burn and sipped some more sake.

Money in the air as mo fell
Grab you by your coattail, take you to the motel, ho sale
Don't tell, won't tell, baby say I don't talk Dogg unless you told on me- oh well
Take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do
Baby stick to me and Imma stick on you
If you pick me then Imma pick on you
d-o-double g and I'm here to put this d on you
I'm stuck on p and your's is right
Rip ridin' the poles and them doors is tight
And Imma get me a shot to the end of the night
Cause p is p and baby you're p for life

Naruto could not keep his eyes off Sakura. So this is what Ero-Sannin does in his free time… He thought. He looked over at Sasuke and was pleased that he was totally spaced out. He dragged Sasuke along with him so they could a better view…

I see you windin' and grindin' up on the floor
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

While Sakura danced on the pole, her face red as a tomato. Using chakra, she stood on the pole sideways. She grinned, remembering old times.

Shorty I can see you ain't lonely
Handful of n and they all got cheese
See you lookin' at me now what its gonna be
Just another tease far as I can see
Tryin' to get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs
Throwin' bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub
And you know my pedigree, ex-dealer use to move amphetamines
Girl I spend money like it don't mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.

A drunken man mistook the grin, staggered over and grabbed her breast. Sakura's left eye twitched but relaxed and put on a fake smile, hiding her anger, since this was her first day on the job. The horny man's smile grew wider and continued to grope her.

I see you windin and grindin up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know girl

Just then a fist collided into the man's face then the man flew up but was brought crashing down to the floor. Sakura looked up in surprise. It was Naruto who punched the drunk and sent him up in the air with an uppercut and Sasuke intercepted the guy with a kick.

Mobbin' through the club and I'm low pressin' I'm sittin' in the back in the smoking section (just smoking)
Birds eye, I got a clear view
You can't see me, but I can see you (baby I see you) -mm
It cool, we jet, the mood is set, your p is wet
You're rubbin your back and touchin your neck
Your body is movin', you humpin' and jumpin'
Your t is bouncin', you smilin' and grinnin' and lookin at me

However, the battered guy wasn't alone. Ten men rose up from their seats and strolled over to Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto grinned over at Sasuke. Sasuke returned the favor with a cold smile, and took out the person closest to him with an axe kick. Naruto jabbed twice and did a back kick. As Naruto and Sasuke were brawling, more men under the influence of free booze, rose up to the challenge. However Sakura joined the fray and struck five men at the same time.

Girl and while you looking at me I'm ready to hit the caddy
Right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy
Baby you got a fatty, the type I like to marry
Wanting to just give you everything and that's kinda scary
Cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass
Bouncin', got me tippin' my glass
normally don't get caught up too fast
But I got a thing for you

When the club was riddled with unconscious men, the three old teammates smiled at each other. The owner flew into an angry rage. He fired Sakura and kicked all three of them out. When they were outside, despite all the trouble, they laughed together for the first time in years. It started as a trickle, but then cascading like a waterfall. Naruto and Sasuke stopped laughing first. Sakura was still laughing hard but was interrupted with a kiss on both cheeks.

I see you windin and grindin up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

Sakura looked at Naruto and Sasuke in surprise. They smiled at her. Blushing, she smiled shyly back.

I see you windin and grindin up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

So, yeah, I finally got around to writing this, yay! One down, 99 more to go! As of right now, I am not taking requests. However, I will let you know when I will accept requests. Comments, criticisms, and whatever are welcome! Review!