I do not own Jimmy Neutron, unfortunately.
Looking For Home
Chapter one: Sheen's Big Booboo
"LIBBY!"
Sheen screamed as he ran down the street.
"LIBBY!"
Libby sighed as she leaned against the wall of the Candy Bar, watching her hyperactive boyfriend get closer.
"LIBBY! OH, LIBBY, THERE YOU ARE!"
He continued to yell until he was upon her. He was sweaty and out of breath.
"Libby."
He panted and bent over holding his knees.
"What is it, Sheen?"
Libby asked nonchalantly.
"Iwasattheclubhouse, JimmyCindy, fightin', romotethen, gone!"
He breathed, still panting, he looked at Libby, who was looking back at him with complete bewilderment.
"Um, Sheen, can you repeat that slower, much slower?"
"Okay."
Sheen took a deep breath. Then readied himself to start.
"IwasatJimmy'shousearguingwithCindyIgrabed-"
"SHEEN! SLOWER!"
Libby interrupted beginning to get aggravated. Sheen jumped at the sound of her obvious anger.
"AHH! Libby, you scared me!"
"WELL IF YOU WOULD STOP BEING SO HYPER, I COULD UNDERSTAND YOU, AND I WOULDN'T BE MAD ENOUGH TO YELL AT YOU!!"
"Oh." Sheen squeaked, shrinking like one of those anima characters.
"NOW TALK SLOWER!"
Sheen trembled and nodded his head then whimpered before he started.
"I-I-I was at- Jimmy's- house-he- was- arguing-"
"Not THAT slow."
Libby sighed and slapped her forehead.
"Just tell me normally, okay?"
"Oh, okay, I was at-"
"Jimmy's house…Cindy and him were arguing, blh, blh, blh, ON with it."
"Alright, sheesh! It was Carl's fault really anyways."
"Sheen, Carl is in Hawaii. How could it be his fault?"
"Oh, well, I don't know. But it is HIS fault! Okay?"
Libby shook her head and rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. Go on."
"Okay," he began again, "Jimmy's house, um, oh yeah, I found a remote, it was like the Shrink Ray."
Libby gasped.
"Oh, no, Honey, you shrunk the kids."
Libby put one hand over her eyes.
"No, it wasn't the shrink ray. It said Climate Transpoter."
"A What?"
"Climate Transporter. Anyways, I asked Jimmy what it did and-"
"What did he say?"
Libby asked anxiously.
"Something like… CINDY, YOU AND YOUR HAIR BRAINED IDEAS- PUT THAT DOWN IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Libby jumped from the sudden change of tone in Sheen's voice.
" But you didn't put that down did you?"
Sheen showed Libby a toothy smile of innocence.
"Let's go ya big bum."
Libby grabbed Sheen and drug him to the clubhouse.
"Okay, Sheen, now tell me exactly what happened, exactly."
Sheen leaned up against the side of the clubhouse and cleared his throat.
"Well here goes. I came over to Jimmy's house to see if he'd watched the new Ultralord episode. Alas, when I got there he all ready had company, Cindy. At first when I walked up, I guess before they saw me, they acted normal, ya know, just shootin' the breeze. Cindy looked over at me, Jimmy had his back turned to me, anyways, for no reason, she started yelling at him. I don't remember what all was said, but Jimmy looked over his shoulder at me and then turned back to Cindy and they both started yellin'."
He took a pause to see what Libby's reaction was. When she didn't say anything, just stood and watched and listened intently to his story, he resumed talking.
"So, anyhoo, the lab was open so I went inside. I had seen one of the new invensions and went to see what it did."
"You idiot." Libby whispered. Sheen stopped talking and glared at her.
"Go no!" She pushed him. "Normally I can't get you to shut-up!"
"No more wise cracks?"
-sigh- "Fine, agreed."
Sheen cleared his throat again and grunted triumphantly.
"Well, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. I had to know what it was. So I picked it up and headed back to Jimmy and Cindy. They were still at it. So…
Flash Back
Sheen is running out of the lab with a remote controller in his hand.
"Hey, Jimmy, What's this thing."
At first it was as if Jimmy didn't hear him. He was to busy fighting with Cindy.
"It is to a good idea, Nerdtron!"
"Is not, Btex!"
"IS!"
"ISN'T!"
"I SAID IT IS!"
"IS NOT!"
"Oh, Neutron, your impossible!"
"Well, you're not exactly a walk among roses yourself!"
"Hey, guys?" Sheen butted in.
"Butt out, UltraFREEK!" Cindy retorted.
"He's going out with your best friend, what does that make her?" Jimmy defended.
"I don't know, her temporary insanity isn't my problem."
"Then what is your problem?"
"Right now, you! Why won't you let me try?"
Sheen sighed and poked Jimmy in the ribs.
"What does this DO?" he demanded.
"OH, CINDY, YOU AND YOUR HAIR-BRAINED IDEAS…PUT THAT DOWN, IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Sheen and Cindy both jumped at his outburst.
"Jeez, Neutron!"
As they continued to argue, Sheen looked the remote over. It had several buttons with letters and symbols under them. One particular button had a 'M' under it that caught his attention.
"Hey, Jimmy, if I point this at you two and push the 'M' button will you mute?"
Jimmy and Cindy continued to fight. Sheen sighed and thought 'Only one way to find out.'
He pointed the remote at the pair and pushed 'M'. At first he thought it had worked because they stopped talking completely. Then they started to glow.
"What the?" Sheen smacked the remote against his hand as if it were broken.
"SHEEN, YOU IDIOT!"
End Flash Back
"That's the last thing Jimmy said before they both, POOF, disappeared."
Libby sat back and stared at the hyper boy who had calmed down enough to tell his story.
"So where did you transport them?"
Sheen shrugged.
"Me don't know."
Libby throws back her head and groans.
"Jimmy must keep something like a manual about it in his lab. Come on."
She gets up and pulls Sheen by the ear and into the lab. As she walked in she didn't have to look very hard to find the papers about the remote. Of course, it only had three pages. Page one told what it did, transports objects to a climate of your choice. Page two had the blue prints. Finally, page three told what the different buttons were. Libby scanned the sheet, and then started to giggle.
"He has the Rain forest and the Tundra on here."
"Libby! What does the 'M' mean?"
"Okay! I'm getting to that!"
Libby scanned down the list again.
"Okay, here it is, the 'M' button is the Mediterranean."
Libby looked up at Sheen with a stunned and disappointed look on her face.
"Sheen, how could you? You sent Jimmy and Cindy to the Mediterranean! How are they going to get back? Oh, my gosh! The Mediterranean? Oh, my gosh! SHEEN…"
She paused trying to think hard.
"Um, Sheen, what is the Mediterranean?"
Sheen shrugged.
"You know, Libbs, for sophisticated people like us there is only one place in the world that we could get that information."
"The library?" Libby asked trying to be helpful.
"The what? Uh, no, Google it!"
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So how did ya'll like it? It's not my first book, but it's my first fanfic. Please, oh, please R&R!
Second chapter should be in by Monday.
Thanx!
Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL!!!!"
