SSB: Brawl Restaurant!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Contains Brawl spoilers

It all started one fine day as Sonic was perusing the town. He was getting hungry, and decided to try a nearby restaurant. Decision made, he walked over to the restaurant and entered it, only to find Link, Pit, and R.O.B. racing around, taking orders and waiting tables.

"What the Heck?" After staring in astonishment at the scene for a few minutes, he grabbed Link.

"What do you think…" Link stopped when he saw it was Sonic. "Hi Sonic. Can I help you?"

"Yeah. You can tell me what's going on here." Sonic replied.

Link sighed and set down the tray he'd been holding. "Alright. Master Hand dared us to run a restaurant for a month. He threatened to destroy Hyrule if we didn't, so we had to take the dare."

"Can I work here?" Sonic asked.

"Do you have any references?" Link asked.

"No." Sonic replied.

"Do you have any past experience?"

"No."

"Do you have anyone who will vouch for you?"

"Shadow?"

The two of them turned and saw Shadow the Hedgehog, who glared back at them. "No."

"Do you need a job?"

"Yes."

"Good. You're hired." Link said as he picked up the tray he'd been holding. "Now get in the kitchen."

"You mean I can't be a waiter?" Sonic asked.

"No. We need someone to wash dishes."

Sonic sweatdropped.

Just then Princess Zelda stuck her head out of the kitchen. "Link, why doesn't table three have their order yet?" She shouted.

"I'm getting there." Link called back, then he told Sonic, "Watch out for Zelda, she's been a little irate lately. And trying to run a restaurant hasn't helped."

"She's the manager?" Sonic asked.

"And the cook." Link replied. "And she's not to happy about it, either."

"Pit, the people at table eleven need their orders taken. R.O.B., get over here and take this tray to table eight." Zelda continued.

R.O.B. buzzed something, and Pit nodded. "I agree." The brown-haired boy told the robot.

Link started to walk away, but Sonic stopped him. "Wait, if this is to save Hyrule, what are Pit and R.O.B. doing here?"

There was a momentary pause, and then Link replied. "They're working here."

"LINK!"

"Alright, I'm going," Link called back to Zelda. "Just get in the kitchen." He told Sonic.

Sonic shrugged, then turned and headed for the kitchen.

At the doorway into the kitchen, Sonic stopped. Zelda glared at him. "What do you want?"

"Uh…Link said I could have a job here?" Sonic asked.

"You must be the new dishwasher. Good." Zelda pointed out a sink stacked high with dirty dishes. "Get to work."

Sonic sighed as he rinsed another plate. "How did I get into this mess?"

R.O.B. buzzed something that Sonic couldn't understand. Fortunately Pit was in the kitchen picking up an order, so he translated what the robot said.

"He says you walked into the building and asked for a job, which was a mistake."

"I just know Ganondorf put Master Hand up to this." Zelda said as she took a piece of bacon out of a frying pan and put it on a plate. "I'm gonna string that jerk up by his ears for this."

Sensing an imminent explosion, R.O.B. and Pit beat a hasty retreat from the kitchen.

Yoshi, the busboy…err…busYoshi, brought another stack of dishes into the kitchen.

"Well, at least it looks like business is good." Sonic sighed as he began washing another plate.

Zelda turned around to add drinks to a tray, and nearly screamed. "Yoshi! What happened to the order for table eleven?!"

Yoshi blinked. "Yoshi eat!"

T.A.R.N.S.: Well, I wasn't going to post this one up yet, but I told my friend Dragon Girl about this story and she said I should post it. She also said she'd help me with it, so here goes.

Also, I need a couple of cameos, so if you would like to cameo in the story, send in a brief description of yourself. Anyway, please Review!