"We need to hurry" said Goku.
"I know" said Bulma.
There were two other sayins looking for the dragon's bawlz. They had come to Earth two days ago and had herd of the dragon's bawls powerz. Their names were uttered in many languages across the galaxy and feared grately. They roughly translated to Ticlkepuss and Jiggletaint. They were super badass.
"Ticklepuss, we must aquire the bawlz of the dragon as quikly as possible so that we can become the strongest beings in the galaxy." Said Jiggletaint "Poo-poo-pee-pee piss-ass shit-fuck tittty-tit-tit." Said Ticklepuss.
As they spoke Vegeta was also searching for the dragonbawlzz but he was doing so just so that he could find the sayin duo and prove himself.
I must test my mettle against the fearsome and feared Jigglepuss and Tickletaint. Thought Vegina
Then Jiggletaint took out his penis and it was so ugly everyone died.
The End