It was late December and only a few days before Christmas and the gang had gotten together for a party. Yugi had had quite a bit of egg nogg and cider and then he stood and pulled out a stack of books, announcing
" Carol Time!" with an obscenely cheerful grin on his face.
The others, also rather drunk, cheered. They flipped open their books.
This is the disaster that followed.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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'Tis the season to be jolly
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Don we now our gay apparel
Honda: Our what apparel?
Yugi: Gay apparel
Honda: Screw that!
Yugi: Just sing, Hiroto
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Troll the ancient yuletide carol
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Atem: How do you troll a carol?
Yugi: You just do
Joe: Wait a minute, Yug' that's a good question. How do you troll a carol?
Yugi: Will you guys just sing?
See the blazing Yule before us
Joe: Hehehe Pyrotechnics at Christmas!
Yugi: Joe! Sing!
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Strike the harp and join the chorus
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Seto: I'll break the friggin' harp if this goes on much longer.
Yugi: Seto! Shut up!
Follow me in merry measure
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While I tell of yuletide treasure
Bakura: Whoohoo treasure
Yugi: Don't make me hurt you, Bakura!
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Fast away the old year passes
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Hail the new Ye lads and lasses
Malik: Hail the new lads with fine asses!
Yugi: Malik!
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Sing we joyous all together
Joe: I wonder if Seto would wear black leather!
Seto and Yugi: JOE!
Heedless of the wind and weather
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